EHW

EHW Presents:

Justin Sane vs. Homicide

As usual, these two do not dissapoint.

Dan Prohibition vs. "Kaos Kid' Johnny K.

12 Pac vs. Wacky Willis

Max Payne vs. Asylum

House Show: Two Superstars Return

Asylum vs. Dan Prohibition in a ladder match.

This match was sick. it started out basic enough. A staredown in the ring until Prohibition threw a few right hands. Asylum wound up and blasted Prohibition in the face, and then delivered a full nelson slam.Asylum lept out of the ring and Prohibition grabbed a trash can lid he had stored on the side of the ring. Dan lept off the ring and nailed Asylum with it. he then hit him two more times, making the trash can fit like a helmut over Asylum's cranium. Dan then threw the trash can lid at Asylum and superkicked him in the face with the lid. Dan then hit Asylum with a few wet floor sign shots and a trash can. Asylum went into a rage and grabbed Dan by the throat. He threw him into the sandbar and hit a shot in the groin with a ten pound boulder. Dan ducked a 2x4 shot and hit a superkick, but Asylum didn't go down. Another superkick, but Asylum didn't go down. Dan hit a third superkick and Asylum went down. Dan hit Asylum with Dan's patented weapon, the stop sign. Dan then hit a hangman's neckbreaker and a sit down gourdbuster. Dan set the ladder up on the ring, but a lowblow by Asylum and an irish whip sent Dan crashing into the ladder. They went out into the allet,  Dan Prohibition had a flourescent lightbulb broken over his head. But Dan retaliated by breaking a long piece of the bulb over Asylum's head.  Dan then bent his stop sign over Asylum's head. Asylum recovered and irish whipped Dan right into the fence and shed. They went back inside, where Asylum chokeslammed Dan after breakign a wet floor sign over his head. Then went outside and Asylum double powerbombed Dan onto a trash can. Asylum tried to climb the ladder, but Dan threw the flat can at Asylum, climbed up the ladder and retained his belt. After the match Asylum beat Dan with a barbed wire bat before taking him into the rign and delivering an inverted brainbuster. After the match, the One Ton Demon ran in the ring and big splashed Dan. This match will be added to the end of the next show.

The Brawl to Determine it All:Hell in April

EHW's first show of season four: Featuring the TV title tournament.

This show features some of the best in EHW action. A four man, single elimination tournament was held to crown a new TV champion after all he belts were stripped by he new commissioner at the start of the season. Four men entered the tournament. Those men were: Dan Prohibition, "Kaos Kid" Johnny K., Lil Bitch, Wacky Willis.

The pairings were:

Dan Prohibition vs. Wacky Willis

This match between two rookies in EHW was fierced. Willis hit a suplex and then powerbombed Prohibition. Prohibition recovered and hit a side salto suplex followed up by a neckbreaker. Dan then hit his great superkick. Willis recovered and took Dan down with back body flip followed by stomps, an elbow drop and his Wacky Splash. Dan came back and hit his sit down front suplex, called Brain Damage. Dan got his stop sign and wacked Wacky Willis in the head with it a few times. Willis was hurt. Dan taunted and Willis got the stop sign and hit Dan with it. As Dan got up, he hit a low blow and then nailed a jawbreaker. He then hooked Willis and delivered the Straight Edge Spike 1 2 3 Dan advanced to the finals..

Lil Bitch vs. Kaos Kid Johnny K vs. Foxx Vinyar

This was not supposed to be this match but Foxx ran in and our new commisioner declared that this woudl eb a two falls three way match. First fall wins the hardcore title and the second advances. This was hardcore as the ring was littered with six wet floor signs, a cookie shhet. a plastic sign which was broken over Foxx's head and cut him open, a trash can, a trahs can lid and a chair. Basically, they beat the hell out of each other for 6 minutes htne Lil Bitch hit the Obitchuary and pinned Foxx. Johnny got up and hooked in The Abuser and pinned Lil Bitch. New hardcore champ, Lil Bitch. Advancing, Johnny K.

The winners advanced, the losers went home sad.

Finals

Dan Prohibition vs. Kaos Kid Johnny K.

Both men hurried to the ring. Johnny was kicked and Dan powerbombed him. Dan then delivered a hangmans neckbreaker. Johnny recovered and nailed the Edge-O matic and then the Kaos Krash. The Krash is a vicious move where he reverse grapevines your arms and drops you on your head. Dan recovered and hit a piledriver and wailed Johnny on his head with a wet floor sign. Dan then superkicked Johnny. Johnny recovered, kicked Dan and hurricanranned him. Johnny threw Dan outside the ring and wailed him a wet floor sign. Dan recovered and came back and blasted Johnny with three stop sign shots. He then hit Johnny witha  wet floor sign. Johnny recovered and hit a tornado DDT and three VICIOUS chair shorts. A table was set up and Dan hooked Johnny and powerbombed him through it for the win.

also featured on the card was:

Max Payne fought Justin Sane in a battle of two former Heavyweight champions. Max came out with Homicide and 12 Pac Max Payne dropkicked Justin Sane and sent himf lying acroos the ring. Max tried to pick justin up but got crushed under his weight. he tried again and managed to powerbomb him. Max hit a brainbuster. Max then locked on the Ring the Fucking Bell and choked out Justin.

Jigga and 12 Pac battled in a street posse fight. Both men used many vicious moves and wet floro sign shots. Jigga was given a Rock N Roll Express onto 12 Pac's car. in the end, Jigga was wailed with a Urange(Rock Bottom) on top of 12 Pac's car and was taken out

Homicide vs. Jigga. This match was sick. Homicde delivered the 187 on two wet floor signs. Jigga beat Homicide upside the head with at least 20 wet floor sign shots. Jigga booted Homicide, but Homicide dropped Jigga and landed a nice 450 splash. Homicde delivered a Jackhammer and then superkicked Jigga right in the mouth. Now on some wrestling shows, they fake superkicks. Jigga was booted right in the mouth. Homicide then hit the Final chapter and pinned Jigga. After the match, Jigga's cousin Stevie Stick who was there just ot watch was wailed with three wet floor sing shots from Homicide. Never one ot back down froma  fight, Stick ran into the ring and got superkicked right int he mouth. He was out, but Homicide hit the final chapter on him

Next we had the battle royal to determien the world champ. Max Payne was out first. But as he got almost ot the ring, Homicide ran out and hit him in the back of the head, knocking him out cold and ending their alliance. Homicide was heard saying, it was you or me, and it had to be you. Then Jigga toook Max's place. But 12 Pac chased him off. Justin Sane came out and Homicide dropkicked him out of the ring and onto a rock that almost took Justin out. Next Stevie Stick came out of noweher and beat on Homicide. Homicide then superkicked Stevie Stick out of the ring! Then Rockin Rick made his return!!!!! He ran in, hit Homicide with a wet floor sign and said this is for Sane. On the outside, 12 Pac hit a 12 Pac hangover on Jigga through a table!! Sane hten ran in and delivered two powerbombs to Homicde, the second almost right on his head and pinned him to win the world title!! Sane then left, kicking dirt on Max Payne's unconcious body.

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