EHW Match of the Month - October 2003
EHW European Championship - Deadly Games
Ladies and gentlemen, this match is a Deadly Games contest for the EHW European championship! The rules of the Deadly Games are as follows: the contest will be 2 out of 3 falls. The first two portions of the match will be street fights - fall one must be by pinfall, and fall 2 by submission. If the match goes to a third fall, it will be in a Hell in a Cell. Now, for the participants. Making his way to the ring first, the challenger. He is a member of the Impact Players, the currently undefeated MAYHEM!! And, his opponent. He is the current EHW European champion, K-BOMB!!
JR: K-Bomb has brought that briefcase to the ring, and he is standing in the center of the ring with it. Mayhem walks towards him, and K-Bomb clocks him with the briefcase!! Mayhem falls to the mat, and he may be out! K-Bomb goes over and opens the suitcase, and he begins throwing things out - 5 pairs of brass knuckles, 3 small tool hammers, 2 biker chains, 1 lead pipe, 2 nightsticks, 2 knunchucks, 2 monkey wrenches, and 2 bricks! Wait, now he pulls out 2 stuffed pillows with the numbers 24,990 printed on each of them. K-Bomb takes one of the monkey wrenches and opens the pillow, and it's full of thumbtacks!! K-Bomb yells out "24,990 of these babies" - wait a minute. Each of those pillows have 24,990 thumbtacks in them?? BH: 24,990 times 2, plus all the other weapons . . . that equals 50,000, JR - the weapons were the 50,000 reasons K-Bomb has been talking about all week! JR: Well I'll be damned! K-Bomb had us all thinking he paid somebody else off, and in reality, he has just brought a crapload of weapons to the ring! K-Bomb grabs one of the biker chains and goes over to Mayhem, and ties his arms together behind his back. He grabs the other chain, and has tied his legs together! BH: This doesn't look good for Mayhem! JR: No it doesn't! Now K-Bomb has grabbed the lead pipe! He goes over to Mayhem, and starts laying into him! Numerous shots to the stomach, to the back, and even one stiff shot to the kneecaps! K-Bomb, after a good thirty seconds of beating, tosses the pipe to the side, and goes back over to his weapons. The ref is untying Mayhem, and as K-Bomb turns back around, nightstick in hand, and Mayhem is staggering up to his feet. K-Bomb charges with the stick, but Mayhem sidesteps him and dropkicks him in the back of the head! BH: Where did he find the energy to pull that off?? JR: I'm not sure, but Mayhem doesn't waste anytime and mounts K-Bomb's back, laying a series of stiff lefts and rights into the back of his head! K-Bomb has dropped the nightstick, and Mayhem grabs it, and just belts the champ across the head with it! I heard a sick thud, and now K-Bomb is the one face down in the mat. Mayhem rolls him over and goes for a cover, 1.....2....no, K-Bomb powers out of it. Mayhem grabs K-Bomb and sends him into the ropes, stiff back elbow from the challenger. He goes over to the pile of goodies and grabs one of those hammers, and a brick. Mayhem walks over, sets the weapons down, and hooks K-Bomb in a half-crab. He sets K-Bomb's knee right on the mat though, and places the brick against his kneec---oh no. He's not going to do - OH MY!!! Mayhem just hit that brick into K-Bomb's knee with the hanner, shattering the brick!! K-Bomb is pounding the mat in pain, and we may have to wonder if there is some serious knee injury there. Mayhem rolls K-Bomb over, and smacks him in the head with the handle of that hammer. BH: The handle?? Hit him with the hammer part, stupid! JR: Ha ha. Mayhem lifts K-Bomb up, and a dragon screw takedown! Man, that knee of K-Bomb is seriously going to have some problems - if not now, especially in the second fall, which is submission only! Mayhem grabs K-Bomb again, lifting him to his feet, and stands the champ up. Mayhem off the ropes, and he goes for a dropkick to the leg, but K-Bomb leaps, avoiding the blow, and hits a spinning legdrop on the way back down!! What a move by the champ! Oh, but you can see the effect that move had on K-Bomb's knee, and his title reign is seriously in jeopardy. K-Bomb crawls over to his stash of weapons, and grabs a pair of brass knucks - Mayhem flips K-Bomb over, and the champ clocks him in the face with the knucks! Mayhem falls backwards, and K-Bomb goes as fast as he can to make the count. He makes the cover. 1.......2.....no! Mayhem somehow kicked out, and K-Bomb can't believe it! BH: Wow! And this is only the first fall! JR: K-Bomb stands and hobbles over to the corner, trying to rest his knee as much as he can. That may not seem smart, but the more energy he can bring back to that knee, the better his chances in this match are. Mayhem gets up, and K-Bomb charges at him, but Mayhem grabs him, and a spinebuster onto the biker chains, which the ref, for whatever the reason, left in the middle of the ring! K-Bomb's back arches in pain, and Mayhem is also down? What? BH: I think his head made contact with those chains as well, and he may be a little dazed because of that! JR: I think you're right, Bobby. Mayhem is starting to stir, and he is to his feet first. K-Bomb is also up, and swings at Mayhem, but Mayhem blocks it, kicks K-Bomb in that knee, and . . . rolls him up in a small package?! 1......2......3!! BH: Mayhem won the first fall with a small package?!?!? JR: Yes he did, Brain - K-Bomb just didn't have the leg strength to kick out of the hold, and now Mayhem has won the first fall!
JR: Mayhem winning that first fall is huge, especially with fall two being submission only. You KNOW he is going to go after that knee of K-Bomb. The ref is giving each competitor some time to recover, get a little energy back, and he rings the bell, calling for the second fall to begin. The two meet in the center of the ring again, and K-Bomb punches Mayhem, and he crashes to the mat! BH: K-Bomb still had a pair of brass knucks on him! JR: He goes for the cover, but then remembers that pinfalls don't mean a damn thing in this fall. He stands Mayhem up, goes behind the challenger, and hooks in the Raging Death Lock!! This is trouble for Mayhem!! Mayhem is close to the ropes, but the hold is really preventing him from moving a lot. He's trying to throw his leg out there, but it's just centimeters away! Mayhem trying to drive his head into K-Bomb, and K-Bomb catches one right in the chin!! That was the break Mayhem needed, as he makes it to the ropes, wrapping that leg around the bottom cord. The ref pulls K-Bomb off of Mayhem, and both men rise to their feet. The two men lock up, but K-Bomb quickly with a kick to the stomach and a facebuster right in the middle of the ring! K-Bomb goes to the outside and grabs a steel chair, and slides back in the ring. He goes over to the pile of weapons, and he grabs the open thumbtack pillow and wedges it in the chair. He's waiting for Mayhem to get up, and as Mayhem stands and turns, K-Bomb swings, smashing the chair and the tacks into Mayhem's face and sending tacks flying all over the ring!! Mayhem falls to the ground grasping his face in pain, trying to get some of the tacks out of his face! BH: That was sick!! . . . I LOVE IT!! JR: Now blood is starting to flow from Mayhem's head as he staggers to his feet. K-Bomb goes over and punches him in the forehead, blood staying on the fist of the champ as Mayhem falls into the ropes and to the outside of the ring. K-Bomb stands in the ring looking at the weapons, trying to figure out which one he wants to use, but out of nowhere, he gets cracked in the head with a fire extinguisher!! K-Bomb falls backwards as Mayhem makes his way back into the ring. Mayhem reaches for K-Bomb's legs, maybe going for a Liontamer, but K-Bomb kicks him away and kicks him in the junk!! BH: OH THE HUMANITY!!! JR: K-Bomb gets to his feet and goes back over to the weapons. He looks down, looks over at Mayhem grabbing his stuff, and gets an evil, demented smirk on his face. K-Bomb reaches down and grabs a pair of knunchucks and a hammer, and walks over and nails Mayhem in the head with the hammer. Mayhem is out cold, and K-Bomb is now stepping through his legs, and he still has those knunchucks in hand. He sets the cord connecting the two ends of the knunchucks under Mayhem's . . . um, area . . . and, oh no - he's not!! K-Bomb smiles at the crowd, and then criss-crosses the two ends of the knunchucks together, with the cord wrapped around Mayhem's junk!! BH: That's sick!!! I can't watch!! JR: K-Bomb keeps twisting with a sick look on his face, and - wait, Mayhem has just tapped out!! Mayhem tapped, and in the most inhumane way I have ever seen, K-Bomb has won fall two!! BH: Men everywhere are holding their balls right now, happy they are not in Mayhem's position.
JR: And the cell is lowering as we get ready for our last fall, the one that will decide the European champ! Mayhem is still feeling the effects of that last hold, and one would have to wonder if that is going to hinder his performance in this final fall. The cell is down, and we are underway! K-Bomb charges at Mayhem, but Mayhem sidesteps him, and tosses him through the ropes, sending K-Bomb rolling up against the cell. Mayhem grabs that lead pipe and heads to the outside, but K-Bomb had enough time to recover, and a drop toe hold right into the cell! Mayhem's already bloodied face smashes against the cold steel, and he snaps back in obvious pain. K-Bomb gets to his feet and stands over Mayhem, who is at this point down on one knee, and he slaps him right across the face! What an insult! Mayhem snaps his head up and stares right at K-Bomb, and Mayhem shoves him, stands up, and dropkicks him into the cell! K-Bomb is rammed into that cell, Mayhem picks the lead pipe back up, and CRUSHES K-Bomb in the head with it - that pipe just bent in two!! Mayhem tosses the pipe aside and picks up the fallen body of K-Bomb, and he Irish whips him into the ring post! What impact! Mayhem grabs K-Bomb and rolls him in the ring, quickly making a cover. 1.......2....NO! K-Bomb gets out at the last minute! Mayhem can't believe it, and he is yelling at the ref about a possible slow count. BH: Focus on the match, kid, not the ref! JR: You're right, Bobby, because this lapse has allowed K-Bomb to grab that second brick, and slam it into the back of Mayhem! Mayhem grabs his spine in pain, and rolls to the outside of the ring. K-Bomb lays on the mat to try and regain some strength, and he finally stands up. He walks over to the ropes, but Mayhem reaches out from under the ring, and smashes K-Bomb across the face with a piece of plexiglass!! How the hell did that get under the ring?! K-Bomb falls to the mat in severe pain, and the blood is now starting to pour from his face as well. Mayhem smirks and rolls back into the ring, grabbing one of those biker chains, and he whips K-Bomb right across the back! He tosses the chain aside, and goes for the cover. 1......2.....NO again! How is K-Bomb surviving? Mayhem stands up, stomps the mat, and then field goal kicks K-Bomb in that bad knee! K-Bomb shoots to his feet in pain, hopping around the ring, trying to shake the pain off, but a standing crescent kick from Mayhem puts the champ right back down. Mayhem lifts K-Bomb up to his feet, and sends him towards the corner, but K-Bomb reverses and Mayhem crashes into the turnbuckles. K-Bomb charges, and a body avalanche! Mayhem slumps to the mat, and K-Bomb heads to the top. He goes for a money shot, but Mayhem moves, and K-Bomb gets a face full of thumbtacks! Good heavens!! Mayhem stands up, a little groggy, as does K-Bomb, with his hands covering his face, trying to get rid of the tacks. Mayhem grabs K-Bomb around the neck, and somehow finds enough energy to deliver the Chokeslam!! This may be it! Mayhem slowly slumps to the mat and makes the cover - 1.......2......K-BOMB KICKED OUT AGAIN!! Mayhem is livid, and he goes over and grabs that steel chair. He waits for K-Bomb to stand up . . .waiting, waiting, K-Bomb is up. Mayhem swings, but K-Bomb ducks, and the chair hits teh ropes and springs back into Mayhem's face! Mayhem is stunned - not really heavy impact - but K-Bomb takes advantage, and hits the Detonator!! BH: Out of nowhere! JR: K-Bomb falls to the mat and makes a cover - 1.......2.....and it's Mayhem's turn for a remarkable escape!! K-Bomb cannot believe this, but he didn't hook the legs! K-Bomb goes and grabs the unopened pillow, and sets it in the middle of the ring. He hoists Mayhem up on his shoulders again, but the challenger slides down, spins K-Bomb around, and chokeslams him onto the pillow of tacks!! That pillow just IMPLODED and sent tacks shooting everywhere - including K-Bomb's back - with a huge POP!! K-Bomb is down and in a whole lot of pain, and he rolls over onto his stomach, trying to get some of the tacks out. Mayhem grabs the chair again, and smacks the champ in the head, and K-Bomb is motionless. Mayhem sets the chair on K-Bomb's back, and heads to the top rope. Mayhem leaps, and a moonsault onto K-Bomb with that chair there!! K-Bomb is out, Mayhem is holding his stomach in pain, but somehow he manages to crawl over, roll K-Bomb over and make the cover . . . 1..............2.................3!!!!!!!!! Mayhem has done it!! Mayhem has survived one of the most brutal contests in EHW history and has won the European title!
Crowd: Holy sh¡t! Holy sh¡t! Holy sh¡t!
K-Bomb vs. Mayhem
