Normal match
Pytor Dice vs. Enmascarado vs. Stampede Kid

Larry Mowrey: Our first contest in scheduled for 1 fall. Making his way first to the ring, he is Pytor Dice! His opponent, Enmascardo! Their next opponent, making his debut tonight, Stampede Kid!

BH: It looks as if Stampede Kid didn't show up here tonight, so a great debut for him in EHW. JR: We still have what ensures to be a hard hitting match between these two. They stare each other down, and Pytor shoots in on Enmascarado and takes him to the mat. BH: He's got him in the guard position, a unique Mixed Martial Arts style move here. JR: Pytor throws a few fists down at Enmascarado, but Enmas seems to be dogding most of them. Enmascarado throws an arm of his own up and gets a headlock on Dice. Enmas rolls him over then gets back to his feet. BH: Good counter there. JR: The two new competitors circle up, Enmascarado trying to shake off that attack. BH: He got out of that one fast enough that he shouldn't be too shaken up. JR: They go to lock up, but Enmas just chops Dice hard in the chest. Dice goes to chop back, but Enmas moves and chops Dice again. Enmascarado lays in another chop, and another! He winds up and spins for a roaring backhand, but Pytor Dice counters with a spinning heel kick. BH: Both men are down, and slowly getting back to their feet. JR: Enmascarado is up, Dice is on one knee. Enmas runs off the ropes and builds up tons of momentum, he charges towards Pytor Dice. Enmas steps up on Dice's knee, but Dice grabs him and counters into a huge powerslam! BH: He just laided Enmascarado flat out on his back! JR: Pytor Dice is sotmping the mat, getting the crowd into this one. BH: It looks like he's going for his "Riding on the Winds" manuever, which can be best described as a deadly face punt. JR: Enmascarado is standing to get up, and Pytor Dic charges in. Dice swings and delivers a knockout shot right in the face of Enmascarado! He covers him. 1...2...3! That's all she wrote.

Winner: Pytor Dice via pinfall

Boiler Room Match
Hardcore title #1 Contendership
Skin vs. Evan Michaels

Larry Mowrey: Our next contest is scheduled for one fall inside the boiler room. Introducing first, he is "The Soul Destroyer" Skin! And his opponent, he is a former tag team and hardcore champion, "The Coldest Sumbitch in EHW" Evan Michaels!

JR: It appears that Evan Michaels's return might be short lived, as he has failed to show up here tonight. BH: Back down to the bottom of the card with him. JR: And that also means that Skin was just handed the #1 contendership to Vic Vegas's hardcore title in his second match. Skin is in the boiler room, and he actually looks disappointed. BH: Wait a second, Pytor Dice just jumped Skin from behind a shelf. Dice must have snuck back there after his match! JR: Dice has a lead pipe and he's swinging violently in every direction. BH: Be backs Skin into the shelf that he popped out from behind, but Skin just grabs the shelf and pulls it down onto Pytor Dice. Officials are coming in to break this up, but Pytor Dice is back up to his feet and still trying to go after Skin. BH: Road agents and refs have pulled these two apart, but I'm receiving word from AmerikanSyko II that Skin will have to earn that hardcore title shot, and he'll do it against Pytor Dice this week on Warning!

Winner: Skin via no show

Normal Match
Roxy vs. "An Interested Party"

Larry Mowrey: Our next contest is scheduled for one fall. Coming first to the ring, being accompanied by Johnny Blaze, she is a member of The Revolution, "The Head Bitch In Charge" Roxy! And her opponent, representing The Institution, he is the one known only as "An Interested Party!"

JR: AIP stands massivesly over Roxy as the bell rings. Roxy quickly charges in at him, only to get knocked backward with a powrful lariat. AIP methodically walks over towards her as she gets up. He grabs her as she's starting to get up, and lifts her up into a powerbomb position. BH: This is gonna suck for Roxy. JR: Jacknife! He covers. 1...2...3. BH: Wow. Just wow. That's dominance. JR: Wait a second, Roxy is already down, but AIP is picking her up again. He lifts her for another jacknife, and powerbombs her into the turnbuckle! BH: Somehow, I don't see Roxy wrestling much in the upcoming weeks.

Winner: "An Interested Party" via pinfall

United States Title Match
Marq Ell (c) vs. Christian King

Larry Mowrey: Our next bout is for the EHW United States title! First to the ring, he is the challenger- "Psychotic" Christian King! And his opponent, being accompanied to the ring by Johnny Blaze, he is your United States champion, Marq Ell!

JR: What a match that we have been waiting for. These two men are definitely going to give it their all to prove who deserves this belt. King and Ell lock up, Marq Ell with the go behind. King breaks Ell's hold and reverses into a hammerlock. Ell kicks back, King dodges and lets go. BH: Neither man wants to make a mistake here. They're being careful. JR: They circle up, and King shoots in on Marq Ell. King's got his legs, and pulls Ell down by them. King starts to apply some type of leglock, but Ell pulls himself under the rope and the ref calls for the break. BH: Again, very careful work by these two. JR: Ell takes his time getting away from the ropes, he's making sure King backs off. Ell gets back into the middle of the ring, and King just charges at him. Ell sidesteps and whips King into the ropes. Christian springboards off the ropes with a flying cross body, but Marq Ell catches him! BH: That's why he was playing it safe before, Ell's a veteran. JR: Marq Ell brings Christian King over to the turnbuckle, and hangs him in the Tree of Woe. BH: Now Ell and Blaze are laughing at him stuck there. JR: Ell walks over to King, and just kicks King right between the eyes. Ell goes to do it again, but King grabs him and pulls Ell closer. King throws his legs up onto Ell's shoulders, and pulls Ell down with an inverted Hurricanrana headscissors takedown. BH: King's trying to shake off that kick in the head, but he doesn't want to waste any time following up. JR: Ell is starting to get back to his feet, but King charges in with a dropkick to the skull, sending Ell backwards into the corner. Marq is helping himself up using the turnbuckle, but Christian King attacks. King hurricanranas Ell over the ropes and to the outide, but manages to keep himself on the apron. King goes back into the ring and runs against the ropes. He dives through the ropes at Marq Ell, but Marq Ell just threw a devestating lariat and knocked Christian King backwards out of midair! BH: Holy hell, is King alive? JR: Both men are definitely hurt bad. The ref starts the count. 1...2...3...4...5...6...Ell is to his feet and trying to get in. 7...8...King is to his feet and grabbing the bottom rpe. 9...both men manage to pull themselves into the ring right before the 10 count! BH: That was close if I've ever seen it. JR: King is down on the mat, still clearly injured. Marq Ell is up to his feet. Ell helps King up, and, my God, Christian King has a very deranged look in his face. BH: He looks possessed. JR: Ell tries to whip King into the ropes, but King reverses and Ell gets whips there himself. King waits for him, then nails a spinning heel kick high up to the jaw of Marq Ell. King goes up to the top rope, and he dives with a flipping senton right onto the stomach of Marq Ell. BH: That's one helluva second wind Christian King got there. JR: King goes to the outside, he's setting up for the Psychotic Baptism. Ell is on one knee, and King jumps, King flips, King GETS NAILED BY A EUROPEAN UPPRCUT, courtesy of Marq Ell! BH: Marq Ell has seem everything, and knows what to do in every situation. JR: Ell covers. 1...2...kickout by the challenger, and Ell is pissed. Johnny Blaze up on the apron to argue, and distract the ref. BH: Uh-oh. Ell slid out of the ring, and he's getting the US title belt. He lies the belt across King's face, and signals for The Ascension. JR: Ell goes up top for his version of the Shooting Star Press. Blaze is putting up one hell of an argument to keep the ref distracted. Ell jumps, Ell flips, Ell GETS NAILED BY A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT courtesy of Christian King. JR: I don't know what to say to that. Christian King just killed Marq Ell with the same move that Ell tried to kill King with. BH: I'm officially scared of Christian King. JR: King doesn't even pin. He goes on the apron and waits. Marq Ell is up to one foot. Christian King springboards, flips, and nails the Psychotic Baptism! 1...2...3!!! We have a new United Stated Champion! BH: And he earned it. A great match fought by both these men, but what a spectacular performance from Christian King, showing that he moves fast and learns faster.

Winner and NEW US CHAMPION: Christian King via pinfall

Intercontinental Championship
Last Man Standing Match
AJ (c) vs. Sabre Mengsk

Larry Mowrey: Our next contest will be decided under Last Man Standing rules, and will be for the EHW Intercontinental Championship. Coming first to the ring, he is the challenger- "The Man Gravity Forgot" Sabre Mengsk! And his opponent, he is the current EHW Intercontinental Champion. Representing The Institution, he is "The Street Fighter" AJ!

JR: There is no love loss between these two men, and the last minute addition of the Last Man Standing rules only adds to that. BH: I don't know what Mengsk wanted those rules, as there are no disqualifications in a Last Man Standing match, and we all know AJ's hardcore background. JR: The bell rings and these two men lock up immediately, both jockeying for position. AJ pulls Mengsk into the corner, and the ref asks for a break, but AJ throws Mengsk down to the mat instead. AJ gets behind him and applies a rear headlock. BH: Smart attack in the early going from AJ, trying to take the air right out of him. It's hard to get up when you can't breath. JR: Mengsk grabs the ropes and pulls himself under, escaping from AJ's grasp, but he's already catching his breath from that attack. AJ quickly follows him out to the floor as Mengsk tries to get away. Mengsk yells at the timekeeper to move, and grabs his chair. AJ keeps coming, but Mengsk just throws the chair in AJ's face! BH: AJ goes down for a second, but he relentless keeps stalking Mengsk. JR: Sabre rolls back into the ring, and AJ follows, but Mengsk stomps him as he gets in. Sabre keeps stomping him, not letting him get up. Mengsk pauses for a second and runs off the opposite rope. AJ is up to one knee when Sabre Mengsk comes flying at him with a dropkick to the face, knocking AJ through the ropes and down to the floor. BH: Mengsk looks like he's ready to fly to the outside. JR: Sabre darts off the opposite ropes and charges towards AJ. He dives over the ropes, hooks AJ's head, and delivers a high flying, fast paced, insane hurricanrana! BH: Sabre Mengsk is in control of this one. JR: Mengsk grabs AJ and rolls him back into the ring, but goes searching under the ring for some fun weapons. BH: Looks like Mengsk found what he was looking for- a 15 foot tall ladder! JR: Knowing Mengsk, he doesn't just plan on hitting AJ with it. BH: Sabre throws in into the ring and goes after the champ, but AJ's had some time to recover. JR: AJ is on his feet, but winded from the attack. He's trying to regain himself, but Mengsk just clocks AJ in the skull with that ladder. He tells the ref to make the count, as he sets up the ladder in the corner. 1...2...3...4...5...but AJ makes it up, only half way through. BH: It's going to be hard to keep AJ down for a 10 count. JR: Mengsk picks AJ up, and goes to whip him into the ladder, but AJ reverses and sends the challenger face first into it. Mengsk goes down and the ladder falls on top of him. AJ runs and hits a big back senton on top of the ladder and Mengsk! BH: AJ will do anything to his own body if it means Sabre Mengsk is getting hurt. JR: AJ won't stop there. He sets up the ladder, and puts Sabre's head between two rungs of the ladder. AJ stands on Sabre's back, and pulls the ladder backwards, literally trying to pull Mengsk's skull off! BH: Mengsk manages to pull his head out from there, but that's gotta hurt! JR: Mengsk rolls into the middle of the ring, and AJ's gone under the ring looking for a weapon, and he pulls out a table. JR: He better hurry, Sabre is making it to his feet. BH: AJ sets the table up outside the ring, and rolls back into the ring, but Sabre Mengsk dropkicks him right back out. JR: AJ just narrowly missed the table. Mengsk dives over the top rope, right onto AJ, and he's got the adreneline pumping! BH: Mengsk goes over to the title belt and waits for AJ to get up, then runs full force and knocks the champ out with it. JR: Mengsk puts AJ on top of the table, then grabs a chair and puts it on his face! Mengsk rolls inside the ring and sets up the ladder next to the ropes. Mengsk climbs, and AJ still looks to be knocked out. BH: This looks awfully familiar for AJ. Remember what Christian King already did to that face a week ago on Warning. JR: Mengsk climbs to the top, he jumps high, and he comes straight down and DOUBLESTOMPS AJ IN THE FACE on the chair and through the table. BH: Mengsk is down, too. The ref has to count both. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...Mengsk is moving, but not up...8...9...Sabre Mengsk makes it to his feet, AJ starts to move...10! Sabre Mengsk falls back down, but AJ couldn't make it up in time! JR: What a brutal match, and an incredible finish, but we most importantly, we have a new Intercontinental Champion, Sabre Mengsk!

Winner and NEW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION: Sabre Mengsk via TKO

Main Event
Barbed Wire Steel Cage Match
EHW World Heavyweight Championship
Mike Destroyer (c) vs. Vic Vegas

Larry Mowrey: Our next contest is out main event and is for the EHW World Heavyweight Championship! Scheduled for 1 fall, this match can only be won when the medic inside the ring rules one competitor unable to continue. There will be no referees for this contest. Coming first to the ring is the challenger, representing The Revolution, but accompanied by no one- "Big Time" Vic Vegas! And his opponent, he is your EHW World Heavyweight Champion. Respresenting The Institution, "The Past, Present, and Future of EHW" Mike Destroyer!

JR: Ladies and gentlemen, if you have children, please do not let them watch this. If you have a heart condition, please change the channel. BH: But for the rest of you, this is what EHW is all about. JR: Destroyer enters the ring wearing a boxing robe, that's different from normal. And Vegas came to the ring with a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire. We're guarenteed to see something folks. BH: The only people who will be inside the cage that's lowering now is Mike Destroyer, Vic Vegas, and the one medic, not ref, but a medic to determine when someone is so near to death that they can no longer compete. JR: As the cage lowers, Mike removes his robe, and oh my god! On his left arm, he has a cast across his wrist, and there is barbed wire wrapped around it! BH: Just like the man who beat Vic Vegas a year ago, which is what drove him into this profession. JR: Vegas looks stunned, and Mike is smiling. BH: That's the closest thing I've ever seen to a look of fear on Vic Vegas's eyes. JR: The cage is lowered and both men's eyes just meet. This is the calm before the storm folks. The bell rings, and this match has officially started. Vegas looks pissed, and he comes out swinging the bat. Destroyer remains cool, watching Vic swing aimlessly. BH: It needs to be noted that, while we all anticipated the barbed wire to only be across the top of the cage, Syko had other ideas. About 7 feet above the ring, the barbed wire starts, and it goes all the way to the top. It's not low enough to run into, but it's low enough to use. Oh, and he decided it would be best to put wire cutters in every corner. JR: Vegas swings at Destroyer, but the champ ducks and charges into Vegas, forcing him to drop the bat. Destroyer charges him into the corner, grabbing at his back with that arm full of barbed wire. BH: Vegas's shirt is already blood stained. JR: Destroyer lays his shoulder into Vegas in the corner, but Vic throws a knee up and catches Mike in the jaw. Mike backs off for a second, just long enough for Vegas to tackle him and start throwing punches to Mike's face. Mike puts his barbed wire cast up, but Vegas swings wildly and doesn't seem to care where he hits. BH: This is just the beginning of this match, too. JR: Destroyer manages to push the challenger off of him, but Vegas quickly comes back and kicks Destroyer right in the ribs as he tries to get up. BH: But look at Mike just shake it off and get back to his feet. JR: The two men go to lock-up, and Destroyer tries to rub his cast into Vic's face, but Vegas hits a stiff kick right to the thigh od Destroyer. Enough to drive him back for a second, but again, Mike just shakes it off and doesn't let it bother him. BH: These two men both pause and just stare at each other. There is so much hate, so much passion, and so much pain in the ring right now. JR: They circle up, and Vegas goes for an MMA shoot on Destroyer, but Mike swipes down with the barbed wire cast, causing Vegas to pull back just in time. Destroyer quickly goes into Vegas and grabs him and whips him into the ropes. Vegas comes back, and Destroyer picks up the challengers and runs him into the side of the cage. The barbed wire digs into the skull of Vegas, then Mike takes him down hard with a spinebuster. BH: Vegas is in a world of pain, but he's already trying to make it back to his feet. JR: Destroyer goes to pick Vegas back up, but Vic pulls him down and applies a cross armbar to the champ. This could break his arm, but Destroyer uses that cast as a club and hits Vic right in the hands. BH: Mike cut himself up a little there, too, but Vegas is bleeding from his hands, his head, and his back. JR: Destroyer slowly walks to Vegas, and Vegas slowly backs into a corner. Vegas is trapped, and Mike charges him, but Vic's a crafty one, he nails a drop toe hold. BH: He played possum and it worked. JR: Vegas has the wire cutters and Mike's cast in an armbar. He's cutting the barbed wire off of the cast. He's got most of it, yes, he gets it all off the cast. Now Vic's starting to cut the cast itself off, but Mike manages to pull his arm free and back out of the corner. BH: Genius move by the challenger. He's quick of his feet, but that doesn't mean he can beat Destroyer. JR: We're getting word, oddly enough, that Marq Ell has been taken to the hospital, as well as Roxy. BH: We can only speculate that it was "An Interested Party", but we've gotta focus on the match at hand. JR: Vegas picks up the barbed wire that he just cut off Mike, and he wraps it around his taped fist. BH: Barbed wire cuts through tape, that's still gotta hurt a ton, but both men right now feel no pain. JR: The two men circle up again and Vic charges into Destroyer. He uses his shoulder to force Mike into the corner, then Vic throws the hardest punch I've ever seen, scraping the barbed wire across Mike's face. BH: That one hurt, a lot. JR: Vic's just shoving that fist into Mike's skull, digging it in deep, cutting him wide open. JR: Vegas grabs Destroyer and sets him up for The Bright Lights, but Mike manages to get himself out of it and back on his feet, although still significantly hurt. Vegas grabs Destroyer, and takes him down to the mat with a short-arm clothesline. BH: Oh God, he's going for the barbed wire baseball bat. JR: Just as Destroyer starts to get up, Vegas gets his batting stance ready. Vegas swings away, and connects with the side of Mike's skull. Mike shrieks in agony, that barbed wire even tore some hair out! BH: Holy shit, folks. I hope you listened and didn't let your kids watch this. JR: Destroyer isn't staying down, though. Vegas looks shocked, but Mikey D is back on his feet. BH: There is very little that will keep Destroyer down. JR: Vegas swings again, but Mike ducks. BH: How can he even see through all that blood? JR: Vegas swings again, but Mike ducks, then pounces on the challenger! Mike starts throwing elbows to Vic's face, but Vegas just throws a punch right between Mike's eyes, knocking him backwards. BH: That was the barbed wire fist, the champ's head is bleeding profusely. JR: Vic Vegas grabs the champ and sets him up for The Bright Lights. Vic tosses him off the ropes, and big boot's Mike's head off! BH: The medic goes to check on Destroyer. The medic asks if Mike is alright, and Destroyer just flipped the medic off! JR: Vegas has the wire cutters, and he's cutting down some of the barbed wire! And now Vegas is wrapping the barbed wire around his foot. Vegas grabs the champ again and sets him up...he nails another Bright Lights, this time with barbed wire for the big boot! BH: Mike Destroyer is dead! The champ is dead! JR: The ref asks him if he's alright, and Mike doesn't respond. The medic grabs Mike's arm and lifts it once...it falls. He lifts it twice...it falls. BH: One more and we have a new champ. JR: He lifts it a third time...WHAT THE HELL? THE LIGHTS WENT OUT?!? BH: I hear the bell, but I don't know what happened. We've got no word from the ring announcer. JR: The lights are back on, but the medic is knocked out in the corner, and there's been a large part of the fence ripped out. The man we know only as An Interested Party stands in the ring in his long trenchcoat and mask. BH: Vegas is pissed, he may have just been screwed out of the title! JR: Vegas, with what little strength he has left, charges this large masked man, but the masked man pulls a fence post of all things out of his trenchcoat and nails the challenger to the mat. AIP grabs Vegas and lifts him above his head, then lays him out with a huge Jacknife powerbomb! BH: Who could he be? JR: I don't know, but he's waking Mike Destroyer up. He tries to lift Mike to his feet, but Mike can't seem to move at all. BH: I just want to see who it is! JR: AIP grabs the bottom of his mask, and he pulls it up... JR: Oh my God, IT'S ASSASIN! ASSASIN IS BACK! BH: The crowd goes crazy, and Mike Destroyer smiles as much as he can. JR: We still don't have a winner! BH: I don't think we're getting one here tonight. The cage is rising and the EMTs are coming out to check on both Destroyer and Vegas! JR: Who is the champ? BH: Looks like we'll have to find out on Warning, but we know one thing for sure, Assasin is back!

Winner: ???