-You guys, take out your homework! Quick lets go!
-And I'm supposed to know you have that on your paper? I'm SSSOORRRYYYY!
-We can do any triangle of any type ever now, sort of
-Dylan you're not talking are you?!?! No, Please
-(after Dylan answer 120 degrees) That was Dylan wasn't it? He's not supposed to talk till after Christmans he's lucky he was right
-(after Dylan answers another question correctly [surprisingly]) Whoa! two for two go Dylan
-There's something we haven't learned yet that would make this so much easier but I don't think I want to teach it to you
-Here's where it hits the old fan guys
-Oh it is, is it?
-LLAAAADDDIIIESS!
-No ladies, don't laugh at him we need to help him
-Don't make me wrap my hands around your neck, strangle you, and make you all yellow (she is always covered in yellow chalk)
-Vinnie dear, we all know you are incredibly funny
-Mrs Woods: Does this purse belong to anybody here?
Me: Yes, It's mine
Dylan: Nah, It's mine
Mrs. Woods: Well at first I thought it might be yours Dylan
Dylan: Aww come on Mrs. Woods stop making fun of me
Mrs. Woods: First you say the purse is yours and then I say it and you start crying
Dylan: I'm gonna go home and kill myself
-Mrs Woods: Ok, so are you guys happy now?
Me: I'm always happy Mrs. Woods
Mrs. Woods: O ya I know dumb question, my fault
-Ryan: I know that is exactly what I did
Mrs. Woods: Ohh no it's not I know it isn't
-(after some girl tried to get up and leave at after school help) Mrs. Woods: O Whoa and where do you think you are going Missy?
Girl: Step Team
Mrs. Woods: O No, you can just step right back into that little seat of yours