-Here we go guys
-Come on guys
-You're shutting lots of doors guys, some of you have already close most of your open doors
-Quiz time guys!
-Guys...
-What did you shoot on the course yesterday Dave?
-Fred, shut up
-Dont be an idiot Fred
-If you guys are sitting on that radiator when the bell rings again tomorrow you're getting detentions
-(next day)If you guys are sitting on that radiator when the bell rings again tomorrow you're getting detentions
-Guys...
-Amanda you're looking pretty babed out today (only one small sign of many depicting Mr. Wood hitting on his students)
-Erika dear, Angie dear, Alexis dear...
-Ya know guys the earlier you think about colleges the better off you are...and I'm not gonna tell you this again...
-(next day) Ya know you guys gotta start thinking about colleges because you're competeing with every class around the country...
-Angie sit up straight you're gonna turn our like my son... I know a doctor
-Uh...
-O My God, what an idiot... aww, someone went up and down three rows blotting ink spots on everyone's desk... FRED WAS THIS YOUR HANDYWORK?!?!?
-Erika you're looking quite leonine today
-Ha. I got my new driver and it could beat yours anyday
-Excuse Me!?!?
-Guys...
-Eh, Smart Guy (referring to Dave Liner)
-Bueler, Bueler, anyone Buuellerr
(verb spelling of vocab words) surpass - s-u-r-p-ASS supplementary - s-u-PEE-PEE-l-e-m-e-n-t-a-r-y repugnance - r-e-PEE-U-g-n-a-n-c-e
-Don't ask me again, we're NOT watching Tommy Boy after vacation...
-Excuse me Josh! Your rudeness has reached its height!
-Chris I'm not spelling that word again, I've said it three times already!
-Josh, Fred, Amanda, Jess...settle down and get OFF the radiators!
-Every day guys, every day...
-My son Kyle...
-My son Cory...
-My son goes to URI
-Did I ever tell you the story of Freddie Two Fingers?