-Barium Sulfate, everyone's favorite shake
-FF then BS (formula first balance second)
-Mo Money
-Moxie, the worst tasting beverage in the world, and my favorite
-Up your lexicon!
-What do you get if you have a moth ball in one hand and a moth ball in the other? A really big moth
-Splunge!
-Have a happy 6-8 inches day
-Word
-Well I curved your tests folks, but Arie's 105 didn't help your curves much
-Put on your Three G's guys: Goggles, Gloves, Aprons
-Who would like to burn one down?
-The key is to shove it in then twist
-HeHe, I love it when you have a hammer and everything looks like a nail.
-Optional period A today?
-Where did all my markers go???
-CKGH! (smashes two fists together and makes a sound to simulate atomic bonding)
-Raise your hand if you think Dinitrogen Pentoxide has isomerism. (after a few seconds) Now raise your hand if you think it doesn't have isomerism. (after a few seconds) Now raise your hand if you refuse to answer.
-I should warn you that hexane is flammable, please do not be using that with a burner on nearby...
-*sigh* My markers again...
-You don't care do you?
-You didn't know about our test on Tuesday? Check your planner, its in there...
-Fred, I saw you throw that candy wrapper away...
-I thought I made a mistake once...but I was wrong!
-This is the emergency chemical removal shower...if you ever have to use it, I guarantee you it will be your worst day of High School ever ...
-No, those M&M's are for a LAB, not for you to eat!
-A new quarter, a new awkward social situation picking lab partners!
-(To noisy kids running up and down the halls, as he closes the door) Please, don't let our class disturb you!
-Maybe I should leave this stuff on the board for the sophmore chemers...(AP Chem class chuckles menacingly and agrees)
-Wait I can't do that then! The annual Moxie Convention is begin held!
-Ahhh yes, and the class goes completely Comatos.
-(after students yell shut up at each other) Be nice say Please Shut Up!
-Cheeseball
-Wingnut
-The greatest insult I have ever recieved in my life was the day i asked a tall girl of mine in AP Chem a few years back if she played basketball?... Aparently she took it offensively and viewed it as a stereotyped and returned with the shary comeback of you're short do you play mini golf?