-Freddie Boy!
-When you were knee high to a grasshopper...
-God Bless America Farrell
-Pickleball is a game of the kings, and you suck at it Fred (after that i beat him best out of three rounds)
-Those Current Events, Those Current Events...
-That right Fred isn't it? it sure is (answering his own question before giving me a chance to)
-Did you try those new Krispy Kremes yet?
-Winner of this match gives the other ten dollars. (after he and his partner lose) Emily pay him his money
-Emily? badminton practice today?
-Boo Bop shee bee ba boo shoo bow
-Emily, that's my girl
-When parents away, you mice will play
-I must be drinking to much
-One time my buddy in high school...
-This is one organ you don't want to mess with
-Did I ever tell you about my parakeet?
-Drinkinga few beers, Driving down Burnside, Sticking your butt out the window, and Shooting the moon
-Lets say I come in drunk to class and teach you guys...what might happen?
-Dr. Edwards was a good man, but he had a problem
-O my aching back
-I've got to find a way to tap dance around this
-No way, get out of Dodge
-Show me someone who (fill in the blank) and I'll show you some who (random insult)
-And that Freddie Boy was the Vulcan Neck Pinch
-Cara I'm going to hit you today
-T minus ten minutes
-Get off that mat I have a paddle in my hand.