-Ha! with my .50 caliber machine guns mounted in my window, and my armory in the basement those darn trick or treaters wont get onto my property
-If I may be blunt, What the H!
-Those smokey back room deals witht he pope and cardinals smoking cuban cigars...
-WAS THAT MR. YATES! DID HE JUST MUTTER A VULGARITY OUTSIDE MY DOOR ABOUT THIS CLASS?!?! SOMEONE ANSWER ME!
-Miss Jessica, are you looking out my window?
-I'm going to ride my bike cross country this summer, I'll take a picture for you at every state border I cross... (two months later in July) I made it within a few miles from the Connecticut/New York border
-Those blankety blank blank blanks
-My name is Jimmy doo doo doo doo, and I like Latin doo doo doo doo, and that's my boy Danny (chicowicz) doo doo doo doo, and he like Latin tooooo doo doo doo doo.
-When I shave my beard I think I'll look like a little kid, but some of you have already said I look like Luigi. If I look like Luigi then who's Mario?
-Now, I'm not angry with you but please I'm BEGGING you don't ever forget your supplies again!
-Hey handsome (to me)
-Fred, you're even more handsome than you were last year
-Get outta here Fages, you're ugly...
-You're scared a sniper is outside Matt? We can solve that problem...just stick your head out the window for a minute...
-Please excuse the crudety of my othargraphy
-Is there something I don't know about? Want to me to call Channel 8 News Investigation Team?
-Aerospace? Oh AeroPOSTAL...I went in that store once...they had very distasteful music so I told the cashier lady I was from the FBI
-Isn't this EXCITING? *sigh* Just say 'yes'...
-The intransitive verbs cannot take direct objects!!! They just can't! (looks at us) You don't care, do you?
-Awww, you want to go home and have milk and cookies?
-WAKE UP SUNSHINE!
-The word of the day is... FOCUS!
-(tomorrow)The word of the day is... FOCUS!
-(the next day)The word of the day is... FOCUS!
-Alright I welcome you back, please take out your daily class notes and something to write with, last time we were together we were talking about...(how many times have we heard this one guys, lol)
-Let's say we beat Matt senseless and hide his body under a desk...just like a genetive of possession, he aint going anywhere!
-Hit it brother!
-You will land on the beach at O-730 hours. You will begin your charge up the beach head with the guns firing overhead, taking 98% casualties on the way. Your ranks will be utterly decimated. But eventually, time will be up and you'll have to hand in your Final Exam...
-My latin students know...
-Parties are strictly forbidden, and any party that is found out will be mercilessly crushed
-Someday you'll remember the guy with the fuzzy face...
-(after someone gives a right answer) Excellent! You can sit next to me any day!
-I will find out who left my room in utter disorganization even if I must resort to bribery...
-Just go home...I'll mail you the A for the course...