| Evelyn: Honey, you're not a subtle man. Rick: We don't have time for subtle. Evelyn: Belly dancer girl? Izzy, I think you and I should talk. Jonathan: Pull me up! Pull me up! Pull me up! [Jonathan sees the diamond at the top of the pyramid] Wait, wait! Let me down! Let me down! Rick: It's not worth your life, you idiot! Jonathan: Yes it is! Yes it is! Ahhh! Pull me up! Pull me up! Rick: Those are poisonous, you know? Evelyn: Only if they bite you. What was all that about? Rick: Oh, nothing. Alex wanted to show me something. I swear, the kid gets more and more like you every day. Evelyn: You mean more attractive, sweet, and devilishly charming? Rick: No. He's driving me crazy. Rick: You know, if you move that fast enough you can almost write your name? Evelyn: It's only a chest. No harm ever came from opening a chest. Rick: Yeah, and no harm ever came from reading a book either. Remember how that one went? Alex: Get a room! Rick: I thought I lost you. Evelyn: For a moment there you did. Would you like to know what heaven looks like? Rick: Later. Rick: Ok, now you're starting to scare me... Evelyn: I'm starting to scare myself. Alex: Mum, Dad, I can explain everything. Alex: Mum, what do I do with this chest? Sucker weighs a god dang ton! Evelyn: Alex, watch your language! Alex: Rather weighty, this. Evelyn: Ever since I had that dream, this place is all I can think about. Rick: Ever since you had that dream I haven't had a decent night's sleep. Evelyn: Oh, come on, we can't stop now. Rick: Just remember, I was the voice of reason here. Evelyn: For once. Evelyn: It's just an oasis, darling. A beautiful, exciting, romantic oasis. Rick: Mmm. The kind with a white sandy beach and palm trees and cool, clear, blue water. And we get big drinks with those little umbrellas. Evelyn: Sounds good. Rick: Sounds too good. What's the catch? Supposedly it's the resting place of Anubis' army. Rick: See, I knew there was a catch! There's always a catch! Evelyn: Exactly. That's why we're the ones who're going to find it. Rick: Because we're taller? Evelyn: That's why I love you. Rick: Nice try. Rick: Have I kissed you today? Evelyn: I hate it when you do that. Rick: Why? Evelyn: It makes me feel like agreeing to anything. Rick: Anything? Rick: Look folks, knowing my brother-in-law he probably deserves whatever you're about to do to him, but this is my house, and I have certain rules about snakes and dismemberment. Rick: Jonathan! Jonathan! What'd you do this time?! Jonathan: I haven't done anything to anybody! �Lately. Rick: [To Ardeth] You, lighten up. [To Alex] You, big trouble. [To Jonathan] You, get in the car. Rick: All right Alex, I've got a big job for you. I want you to stay here and protect the car. Jonathan: I could do that. Alex: Protect the car? Come on Dad, just because I'm a kid doesn't mean I'm stupid. Rick: I know. Alex: Dad� Alex: What did you think? A mummy had come back to life? Rick: I'll tell you the story sometime. |
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| Rick: What's the matter with my car? Jonathan: Well, I was forced to find an alternative means of transportation. Rick: A double decker bus?! Alex: My dad is going to kick your arse. |