Rick: And what is that?
Evelyn: I... am a librarian!
Rick: Hey Beni! Looks to me like you're on the wrong side of the river!
Rick: [to Evelyn] Are you all right?
Jonathan: [standing several feet behind Rick] I'm not sure...
Evelyn: Have you no respect for the dead?!
Jonathan: Of course I do, but sometimes I'd rather like to join them.
Evelyn: Well I wish you'd join them sooner rather than later before you ruin my career the way you ruined yours.
Evelyn: You lied to me!
Jonathan: I lie to everyone, what makes you so special?
Evelyn: I'm your sister!
Jonathan: That just makes you more gullible.
Rick: I only gamble with my life, never my money.
Evelyn: I've dreamt about this since I was a little girl.
Rick: You dream about dead guys?
Winston: What's the plan?
Rick: Rescue the damsel in distress, kill the bad guy, save the world.
Evelyn: By the way, why did you kiss me?
Rick: I don't know. I was about to be hanged. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Evelyn: Ooh! [gets up and storms off]
Rick: [Calling after her] What? What did I say?
Rick: Well if it ain't my little buddy Beni. I think I'll kill you.
Beni: Think of my children!
Rick: You don't have any children.
Beni: Someday I might.
Rick: That's called "stealing," you know.
Evelyn: According to you and my brother it's called "borrowing".
Evelyn: And you think that justifies the killing of innocent people?
Dr. Bey: To stop this creature? Let me think...
Dr. Bey and Ardeth: YES!
Rick: Sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.
Evelyn: The only thing that scares me, Mr. O'Connell, are your manners.
Rick: Still mad about that kiss, huh?
Evelyn: If you call that a kiss.
Evelyn: Patience is a virtue.
Rick: Not right now it isn't.
Rick: So let me get this straight, they reducted your guts and they stuffed them in jars?
Evelyn: And they took out your heart as well. Oh, and do you know how they took out your brain?
Jonathan: Evy, I don't think that we need to know this.
Evelyn: They took a sharp, red hot poker, stick it up your nose, scramble things about a bit, and then rip it all out through your nostrils.
Rick: Ooh, that's got to hurt!
Evelyn: It's called mummification, you'll be dead when they do this.
Rick: For the record, if I don't make it out of here, don't put me down for mummification.
Jonathan: Likewise.
Evelyn and Imhotep: Death, is only the beginning.
Evelyn: Abdul? Mohammed? ... Bob?
Warden: No more goat soup!
Evelyn: The map! The map! We forgot the map!
Rick: Relax. I'm the map. It's all up here. [points to his head]
Evelyn: Oh, that's comforting!
Jonathan : All my life I've never found anything Evy. Please tell me I've found something.
Evelyn: Jonathan?
Jonathan: Yes?
Evelyn: I think you found something.
Rick: You're sure you oughta play around with that thing?
Evelyn: It's just a book. No harm ever came from reading a book.
Evelyn: Personally, I think he's filthy, rude, a complete scoundrel. I don't like him one bit.
Rick: Anyone I know?
Jonathan: Oh, yes. Nothing to like there at all...