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JimBob talks to Woody
Skimguy: Hey Jimbob: Gay Skimguy: What? Elmo Is Gay? Skimguy: Oops! Wrong IM Box! Jimbob: Umm...CDM made that up and also, you wrote you were gay all over EG Nation Skimguy: Um, no? Jimbob: Yeah Jimbob: At the guestbook Skimguy: What does it say? Jimbob: Read the guestbook Skimguy: WHO DID THAT F*CKIN SH*T! Jimbob: You? Skimguy: YOU SON OF A B*TCH Jimbob: You? Skimguy: F*CK YOU! |
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ELMO'S SECRET RECORDING PAGE 3 |
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Sp00nyLove: Hey sexy xXsexiensweetie: nothing much, you? Sp00nyLove: Nothing xXsexiensweetie: Who is this Sp00nyLove: Who aint' this? Sp00nyLove: Is that is really that important? xXsexiensweetie:Yes Sp00nyLove: Ok well Sp00nyLove: Lets just say I know Ashleigh...VERY PERSONALY xXsexiensweetie:oh! xXsexiensweetie: Ashliegh who xXsexiensweetie:w? Sp00nyLove: Woodward xXsexiensweetie: ooh Sp00nyLove: Yeah xXsexiensweetie: So xXsexiensweetie: How did you get my sn? Sp00nyLove: ummm ashleigh told me xXsexiensweetie: oh ok xXsexiensweetie: you got a pic? Sp00nyLove: No, you? xXsexiensweetie: Yep Sp00nyLove: ok cool xXsexiensweetie: (Shows me a picture of her...Hahaha! What a slut! She looks like a amatuer pornstar) Sp00nyLove: ook xXsexiensweetie: (Shows me another picture...Wow. Pornstar at 12? She looks like shes 2 years old. Ewwwwww) Sp00nyLove: Great Sp00nyLove: Guess what...EGS GOT YO ASS!
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The "Haunted Sausage" scares a CN Guy
HauntedSausage: OOOOGA BOOOGA BOOOGA BOOOGA!!! I AM THE HAUNTED SAUSAGE!!! FEAR ME! FREAT ME! Roytard: Fear what? Anal rape? HauntedSausage: Fear my... HauntedSausage: Sausage-ness!!! Roytard: What sausage-ness? HauntedSausage: Because I am a sausage! HauntedSausage: OOOOGA BOOOOGA! HauntedSausage: EGS COMIN! vHauntedSausage: Are ya noddin Roy? HauntedSausage: ARE YOU? Roytard: Nod your head so you can suck some wang, I don't practice because I don't suck any wang. HauntedSausage: You don't need to practice because you do it too well! HauntedSausage: FAREWELL MY FRIEND! Roytard: I'm not your ad dumbass |
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"Tim" comes out of the closet
Tim: hey! this is tim! ToothpixRsharp: tim? Tim: Yeah! ToothpixRsharp: Tim who? Tim: My parents don't let me give stuff like that out. Tim: I'm the Tim that you love a lot ToothpixRsharp: o ToothpixRsharp: lol ToothpixRsharp: yeah right ToothpixRsharp: asl Tim: my parents don't let me give that out either. Tim: Even though you love me Tim: I have a confession to make... Tim: I am gay Tim: I couldn't find the words to say ToothpixRsharp: so.... Tim: I'm sorry ToothpixRsharp: Nothing wrong with dat Tim: So can we still be friends ToothpixRsharp: Sure! Tim: Well I gotta go. Later my sweet princess. ToothpixRsharp: Later hun!
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