JimBob talks to Woody

Skimguy: Hey
Jimbob: Gay
Skimguy: What? Elmo Is Gay?
Skimguy: Oops! Wrong IM Box!
Jimbob: Umm...CDM made that up and also, you wrote you were gay all over EG Nation
Skimguy: Um, no?
Jimbob: Yeah
Jimbob: At the guestbook
Skimguy: What does it say?
Jimbob: Read the guestbook
Skimguy: WHO DID THAT F*CKIN SH*T!
Jimbob: You?
Skimguy: YOU SON OF A B*TCH
Jimbob: You?
Skimguy: F*CK YOU!
ELMO'S SECRET RECORDING PAGE 3
Sp00nyLove: Hey sexy
xXsexiensweetie: nothing much, you?
Sp00nyLove: Nothing
xXsexiensweetie: Who is this
Sp00nyLove: Who aint' this?
Sp00nyLove: Is that is really that important?
xXsexiensweetie:Yes
Sp00nyLove: Ok well
Sp00nyLove: Lets just say I know Ashleigh...VERY PERSONALY
xXsexiensweetie:oh!
xXsexiensweetie: Ashliegh who
xXsexiensweetie:w?
Sp00nyLove: Woodward
xXsexiensweetie: ooh
Sp00nyLove: Yeah
xXsexiensweetie: So
xXsexiensweetie: How did you get my sn?
Sp00nyLove:  ummm ashleigh told me
xXsexiensweetie: oh ok
xXsexiensweetie: you got a pic?
Sp00nyLove: No, you?
xXsexiensweetie: Yep
Sp00nyLove: ok cool
xXsexiensweetie:
(Shows me a picture of her...Hahaha! What a slut! She looks like a amatuer pornstar)
Sp00nyLove: ook
xXsexiensweetie:
(Shows me another picture...Wow. Pornstar at 12? She looks like shes 2 years old. Ewwwwww)
Sp00nyLove:  Great
Sp00nyLove: Guess what...EGS GOT YO ASS!
The "Haunted Sausage" scares a CN Guy

HauntedSausage: OOOOGA BOOOGA BOOOGA BOOOGA!!! I AM THE HAUNTED SAUSAGE!!! FEAR ME! FREAT ME!
Roytard: Fear what? Anal rape?
HauntedSausage: Fear my...
HauntedSausage: Sausage-ness!!!
Roytard: What sausage-ness?
HauntedSausage: Because I am a sausage!
HauntedSausage: OOOOGA BOOOOGA!
HauntedSausage: EGS COMIN!
vHauntedSausage: Are ya noddin Roy?
HauntedSausage: ARE YOU?
Roytard: Nod your head so you can suck some wang, I don't practice because I don't suck any wang.
HauntedSausage: You don't need to practice because you do it too well!
HauntedSausage: FAREWELL MY FRIEND!
Roytard: I'm not your ad dumbass
"Tim" comes out of the closet

Tim: hey! this is tim!
ToothpixRsharp: tim?
Tim: Yeah!
ToothpixRsharp: Tim who?
Tim: My parents don't let me give stuff like that out.
Tim: I'm the Tim that you love a lot
ToothpixRsharp: o
ToothpixRsharp: lol
ToothpixRsharp: yeah right
ToothpixRsharp: asl
Tim: my parents don't let me give that out either.
Tim: Even though you love me
Tim: I have a confession to make...
Tim: I am gay
Tim: I couldn't find the words to say
ToothpixRsharp: so....
Tim: I'm sorry
ToothpixRsharp: Nothing wrong with dat
Tim: So can we still be friends
ToothpixRsharp: Sure!
Tim: Well I gotta go. Later my sweet princess.
ToothpixRsharp: Later hun!
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