Author: Eggy Weg : )
Rating: PG
Classification: Silliness
Summary: Webb turns up at JAG with triplets
Archive: Yeah
Feedback: Please
Disclaimer: Note mine
A/N: My cousin brought his triplets round to our house yesterday it was a very humorous visit and that is what this fic is based on.
A/N 2: This is a prequel to our baby, I have decided whenever anything funny happens in my life and I decided to write a fic about it, it is going to be placed in this series.
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Everyone in the bullpen quieted down as they heard the strange ounds coming from the elevator shaft. Slowly but surely they all silently gathered around waiting for their curiosity to be satisfied. The shrieks got louder and they watched with gaping mouths as the doors opened to reveal a very unkempt Clayton Webb with two small children clinging to his legs and one in his arms.
"Triplets" Harriet cooed when she saw them. Webb just groaned as he exited the lift and the two children ran into the bullpen throwing their coats at his feet.
The three boys looked to be about the age of four but Mac was never good at telling the ages of children. They were definitely triplets and they looked to be identical, that must be confusing. She was surprised at the pang of jealousy she felt when she looked into their eyes and realised Clay must be the father. She knew she had feelings for the spy but she never thought they run that deep.
"Webb, when did you have triplets?" Harm asked stunned.
"I didn't" He answered rounding up the other two kids. "Tommy, Jake� Tommy don't touch anything" He warned as the kid dutifully ignored him.
"If their not yours then why do you have them?" Clay rolled his eyes at Harm's question as he pulled his tie out of the child's mouth.
"They're my nephew's, I'm babysitting" He answered casually too distracted to put up his usual fight.
"Nephews, I didn't know you had a sister?"
"I don't, I have two brothers" He grinned knowing Harm would come to the wrong conclusion and think he was a triplet too. "Now can you stop asking all the questions I don't have time? I just came by to drop off this file that you so desperately needed you had to call me at three in the morning." He said putting down the child on the table near Harriet and Mac as he opened his briefcase and handed the file over.
"Speaking of which I need to speak with you abo�" Harm started to ask but stopped as the child started talking to Harriet. He hated to admit it but the child really was cute no matter how much he looked like Webb.
"Dese scissors, we're not pose to touched dem are we Cway" He said picking them up to Harriet's dismay.
"No Bobby you're not" He answered gently taking them off him and handing them to Harriet to hide.
"Dese med'cine frm doctor" He picked up a bottle of aspirin which Bud had just used "Not s'pose to touch" He said handing them to Harriet just like his uncle had the scissors.
"Thank you Bobby" Harriet said taking them form him and swiping up the perfume bottle while she was at it and putting them all in a draw.
"Now Bobby you do know what not suppose to touch means don't you?" Clay asked, "It means you don't touch it. If you see something you are not suppose to touch you tell an adult and they'll move it for you OK" The child nodded
"Right, now I have to go and talk to Commander Rabb for a minute. Can you stay out here and keep your brothers out of trouble for me?" He asked the child but looked over to Harriet and Mac. They nodded the same time as the child who now had a very serious look on his face. And Mac's heart melted when she saw just how much like Clay he looked.
"Tommy, Jake" Clay shouted them over and they arrived with cheeky grins on there faces. "Tommy, Jake, Bobby" He pointed at each child as he said their names. "This is Kernel Mackenzie and Lieutenant Simms. I'm going to talk to the Commander for a minute and you have to do as they say while I'm gone. OK" They all nodded and Clay and Harm left leaving Harriet Mac and a horrified Bud with the triplets. "Be good" He said shutting the office door, knowing he only had a couple of seconds before the started a riot.
As soon as the office door was closed they ran there separate ways each getting into as much trouble as possible. Harriet and Mac chased after them trying to calm all the situations they had started. It never worked though because as they calmed two the other one was off causing trouble somewhere else.
Unfortunately it was Tommy they had left unattended and he had found his way past Tiner to the Admirals door. He was just about o knock when AJ opened the door to see what all the noise was about. His eyes still sharp from his seal training saw the child straight away, he also noticed how much like Webb he looked and groaned. The last thing he needed was another Webb on the loose. At that the other two came screeching around the corner closely followed by Harriet, Mac and Tiner, who immediately came to attention leaving AJ stunned. Looking down he grinned noticing the kid's had followed suit.
"At ease" He said.
Noticing the people around them relax they decided to carry on their adventure. As if they were reading each others minds at exactly the same time they turned around and ran into AJ's office climbing on the chairs and table. And at that point the heavily pregnant Harriet thanked god that multiple births didn't run in hers or Bud's families.
"Webb's?" AJ said looking from his office over to Mac.
"His nephew's sir, he is talking to Harm and we're meant to be looking after them�sir" She explained as Harm and Clay came around the corner.
Hearing the racquet coming from AJ's office Clay peeped into the room just in time to see them knock a large pile of files onto the floor. He dared to look at AJ and was happy to find that he was still a bit too stunned to react. "Sorry AJ" He whispered knowing it wouldn't register until after he had left. Shaking his head he grinned over to Harriet and Mac's apologetic looks. It was worth the grief he would get off AJ just to have seen that look on his face as three mini Webb's took over JAG.
"Tommy, Jake, Bobby" He shouted a warning stopping them dead in their tracks. "Get off the furniture and out here now"
"Sorwee uncul Cway" Walking to him they hung their heads and fiend innocence knowing he wouldn't stay mad at them for long.
"And you should be you promised me you would behave today remember, if you don't behave you are not going to the park. Now who knocked over the files?"
They each pointed to the one on the left while naming the one on their right making Webb groan loudly, while the others laughed.
"Ohh it doesn't matter who done it just go and apologise to Admiral Chegwidden before he gets mad and breaks my nose again" He pointed towards AJ and they walked up to him.
"Sorwee admwal Ched'den" The said in unison causing him to smile. "It's OK just promise me you won't do it again"
"We pwomise" They answered and all was forgiven.
"Right let's get your coats on so we can go to the park" Clay said kneeling down and helping them put them on.
"How do you know which one is which?" Mac inquired amazed at the easy in which he had calmed them and dressed them, thinking he would make a great father.
"You just get to know them when you are around them for so long" He answered and she found herself helping put the coats on. Drawn in by the open affection Clay was displaying towards the kids.
"But how did you know who's coat was who's so fast, and from behind"
"Oh that's easy" He grinned at her "Believe it or not they are the same size in everything. So its first come first served."
"Right let me check your pockets" He said checking all three of them.
"Why do you do that?" Harm asked.
"They like to put stuff in their pockets. You should see some of the things they have brought home." He rubbed his brow and pointed towards Jake obviously having a bad memory "This one really likes to play with chalk at day care"
"Right are you lot ready to go?" They nodded quickly, grinning widely, it wasn't often their uncle took them to the park but when he did it was always fun. Two ran to the elevator but the other ran to Mac and pulled on her trouser leg so she would bend down.
"Coming to park?" He shyly asked. Well she didn't have anymore cases today. She looked to AJ for permission and he nodded, she looked to Webb who just shrugged it was up to her.
"At your own risk Mac" He warned knowing they would be in plenty more trouble before the day was through. Looking down the child pleaded with puppy dog eyes she couldn't say no.
"Ohh OK, give me a minute" Webb smiled at her flashing his dimples causing a stir in her stomach.
"I think it's best if we wait outside" He informed her picking up the child and catching the lift just before the doors closed with the other two inside.
~~ The End ~~