1. School folks
I used most of their online names, except Tony and Kaenobi, because they're special.

Squallfan
One of my great friends, she hates cheddar cheese, Rinoa, Tekken, Language Arts, 167 degree heat, falconball, and tuna. She likes Squall, the Duckmaster, guardian forces, pizza, algebraic fractions, anime, Hadji, and Pekkle. She eats things according to serving size, puts everything in alphabetical order, and writes stories about guardian forces. She seems to like the quiet, reserved, mysterious type of guy. (Ha, that's a laugh) She has a cousin named I.B. and she thinks Balene is cool. She likes everyone and everyone likes her. What else is there to say? Quote: "Uploading is joyous."

Tony
He says he doesn't hate me, but we may never know the truth SINCE HE IS SO DARN HARD TO GET IN TOUCH WITH. I know his family better than I know him now. The next time I call him, I think I'll say "Is Tony available?, or is he detained in some form of recreation at the moment? Because if he is, I can always formulate my schedule around his for his upmost and supreme convenience. Can you fax me a copy of his itinerary A.S.A.P.?" He likes Utena, guardian forces, Squallfan, guardian forces, and little cute blondes. He likes suggestive anime and Jack from Titanic. You should see the posters in his room...I'm just kidding though. He does like me, Wilhelmina the beautiful goddess, Thundercats, Steven, this page, Lum, and Gretchen. Well, he says he does. You never can tell with green eyed monsters. Tony says things are "great" a lot, and he likes to ordain people. I think. He smells like pumpkin. Quote: "There's a wee little monkey in the bloody stew."

Utena
Utena likes Tony, Tony, and maybe even sometimes Tony. She does everything better than me, she does good memorizations, she writes good notes, she probably writes good poems. She likes Zell, anime, orange stuff, and playing shoot the bear. She also looks like a cowgirl. She doesn't like hoey girls, me, this page, webtv, and pokemon. Quote: "Doesn't he look like Squall? Yes, I think so."

Penpen
Penpen loves me, and she likes anime and new coke. She's nice and stylin'. She doesn't like Akane or Ryoga, but I'm pretty she thinks Ukyo is hot stuff. She seems to really really really like chicken- since she has some form of it everyday for lunch. She likes utena and tony, she doesn't know this place exists and lets keep it that way ok?

Starry
In just a few words, she's great. She likes old cartoons, old games, old people? Well I don't know about the last one.Oh! She just has informed me she does like old people, "they're ok."  She doesn't like poetry projects, funny elf books, or pretty girl stuff. She's great at fencing and 4-square. Plus, she can dance like a maniac. "Don't make me button you."

Kaenobi
Kaenobi isn't as dumb as he looks. He has a weapon, the iskababble rod (or something of the sort.) His ship is called the unartig pfefferminze, and he enjoys spending time in his garden and interior decorating. And he loves me. Quote: "I have not been foiled by your jiggling radish!"

Alex
Alex is quote, "A little on the nerdy side", and he likes video games and government conspiracies. He's crazy about final fantasy, he doesn't like the rainbow policy, he umm....he says something about buying/selling/burning? a farm alot. I dunno what he's talking about, but whatever it is it must be interesting for him. He's pretty much my friend I guess, but the video game thing...ya need to relax man.. Quote: "Harr harr."

2. Online folks

Craig
Updated and revised.
Craig claims he is not a "bag of hormones". But due to the recent discovery of his Mars being in scorpio, I am challenged to think otherwise. He still thinks potatoes are funny, he still likes rapping clowns..he knows what IQ stands for. He also knows what "c'est vrai." means. He probably knows alotta stuff. I bet he doesn't know that pi times the diameter of an elephants foot equals the height of it. Craig likes Mt. Dew, which is yellow..and I'm pretty sure he likes that Jolt stuff too.

Steven
Steven likes Pink Floyd, Monty Python, and Urusei Yatsura. He also likes snapple commercials with big fruit people in them, good movies, and Bod commercials. He doesn't like people who talk about his hair, potatoes, (coincidence, huh?), and mall security guards. He wants to ride the bus with Johnny. He's scared of Micheal Jackson and Mr. Rogers. Quote: "I would say Johnny's pretty, but I don't wanna sound too gay."

Jay
There is one thing good about Jay. There's a few words in his vocabulary that are just so great. Here are some of them: bigass, shortass, longass, hardass, easyass, fineass, hugeass, cuteass, stupidass, smartass, dumbass, crazyass, weirdass, cheapass, boredass, and the list goes on. He's not liked by many people, (including me) but he's ok. Quote: "I have more better things to do."

Brian
Brian's a nice guy. He gave me his parachute, and I'll always remember him for it. He likes sluggy and blargo. He gets hurt easily, and he looks good in pink. Or was it black...I forgot. He's tasty, he makes a real fine steak. To add to his random acts of kindness, he also gave me a pokesweater. I've heard from reliable sources that he used to work at McDonald's...I don't know how he put up with those all beef patties. He used to have a beard that scared everyone away. I think that's enough. Quote: "Arug."

3. Inanimate Objects

The Bag
The bag is my friend. But, unfortunately, I can't see through it. Where's the bag? Why, it's right here. Bag, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways...later.

The Photo Of The Old Lady By The Totem Pole
Well, as opposed to my life, I still have it. And I will have it, because it says exploding youth on the back and thats mine.