ABOUT ME.
(craziness)

The infamous about me section.
Often changing, never perfect, ALWYAYS graphically unimpressive.
So bite me.

What else is there to know?
Not much really.
Three words commonly used to describe me are crazy, funny, and most recently, weird. But it really depends on what you think of as weird. I know I sometimes make random comments about lobsters or McDonald's employees, but is that really something you'd call weird? I'm not so bad. Only around people I know well. Take me or leave me!
This summer has been going good though. I daresay this is the best summer mine eyes have seen. Yes, I did mean to say "mine eyes". I think it sounds nice. I like having a car. I like having a cell phone. And I like FREEDOM! It's a wonderfully amazing splendid glorious thing. I feel like my own person. I feel spontaneous outlandish and open! I am not a child. I am woman! Hahaha! I like people who can tolerate my craziness.
And that's what this section is about.
Hence the craziness in parentheses up there.

Never invite me out to drink coffee with you. I will become a very odd person who will most likely end up raping and pillaging you before the night is out. Can you pillage a person? I can on caffeine.

Soo...yeah....um...what are my interests? I like talking, typing, writing, drawing, creating, hating, demonstrating, elating, okay I'm just rhyming now. I don't have any unique interests it seems. I like everything ever other normal teenage girl likes, except makeup (unless I'm on caffeine) and boys. Actually I like boys except I don't get those magazines that sell them like OxyClean, or go giggling to the mall in search of some cute guy to "dish" on.  (dish???) Do you know what I'm talking about? Okay. Whatever. Anyways, I have fallen victim to the notorious telephone glued stereotype of the typical american teenager..but I don't really care all that much.

I think it's weird that guys think girls are cute when they're mad. I don't think guys are cute when they're mad.  Actually, I don't think any girl does. And we don't think we're cute when we're mad either. So stop making us mad! >_<

Music is a glorious thing. I like lots of stuff....I've been glued to my CD player lately. Songs just inspire the heck outta me sometimes. I want to be like Elton John one day. I do play the piano, if only I could sing, and write songs, and dress fashionably, and look nice. Then I'd be ready for stardom. Your Song is like one of my most favorite songs ever...

If you are a male you should wear a fragrance called Mambo (I KNOW IT SOUNDS STUPID) but oh my goodness, if you wear this cologne, I will just love you to death! Well it depends on if you want that or not, but this stuff, it smells GOOOD!! It brings tears to my eyes, literally.

I get jealous easily. So don't talk about HER anymore, dammit!

My best friends are Jennifer, Tony, and Steven. They make me feel better about being me. Cause I tend to have a bit of an inferiority complex, it comes out when it is least wanted. Oh well. Like I said before..take me or leave me. Most choose to leave. But the ones who stay get to see the wonderful comfortable side of my personality. Deceptive shyness is my trademark! :-)

I think Clark Gable is a god.
'Nuff said.

Contact options:
If you have an urge to contact me, use one of the following items:
E-mail: [email protected]
AIM: llamaloire or staticalpants (that's my secret name, don't tell anyone)
MSN: [email protected] (never mail anything there though)
IRC: Ha! I hate IRC.
And seriously, if you know my number, why aren't you calling me right now? Call!!!! Agggh! Now! I have something important to tell you. Ya know, about that thing...with the stuff...and the person..yeah!! See we're cool...you know what I'm sayin'...so pick up the phone, dial those 7 numbers and talk to me. Thanx.