How to tell if you're addicted to Gundam Wing.

1. You sigh your lovers name constantly throughout the day. ex) Heero...
2. You believe that with enough hair gel, you WILL BE Wufei.
3. You plan to name your eldest child, boy or girl, 'Milyardo.'
4. You actually know what they're talking about when they talk about the magical concept of "Oz".
5. You know all the Gundam pilot's middle names.
6. You think Quatre is just like all other Indians. Blonde, blue eyed, and beautiful.
7. You wax your eyebrows so you'll be the spitting image of Dorothy.
8. You know Duo's shoe size and bowling average.
9. You play with mobile dolls. Tee-hee.
10. You know how to spell Zechs Marquis.
11. You get people in Arabic clothing follow you around in your bid that you are Quatre Reberba Winner. (-fc)

Claude the crab paints by the sea
A famous artist he hopes to be
But the tide came in and his paints fell
Now his art is on his shell!