Random Thoughts and Stuff
A way to cheat, talk, and make it all good. OK I discovered this while watching comedy central and actually thinking. Scary isn't it. This is how to cheat worry free. Girls- you do it all the time and never get caught so keep doing what ya doing you don't need any help. Guys this is how to cheat when yer single but the girl isn't. First off, help her cheat on her man. Then say ya call her up or IM her. Here is the lesson in magic=misdirection is the key. say yer talking to her on IM and her man is right there. Misdirect him by...talking about sex and sexual stuffs. There are 2 kinds of guys. Stupid, and smart. If he is stupid, it won't matter what ya say. If he is smart then ya gotta be a lil careful. If ya don't know imagine that he is smart. Keep askin her like how is he in bed, where is he touching you now, etc. etc. Say almost everything but something like How about we do it again, and if ya, in the IM situation, put and LOL or a j/k after that even say that. Make it so obvious that u are joking that he will think "no way can he be (or he has) banged my bitch. No one is stupid enough to talk about it this much. And Wha-la. Yer off scot free, so is she, and yer still gettin some if yer lucky. I did this just the other night and then realized I have been doing it since my last lay has been illin with her new dude, even when he wasn't her dude. And according to her he has no idea and never will. And if he asks her about it, gals do one of two things, play all abashing as to how could he even suggest a thing, or just say like "Yep. Do him all the time." or laugh and get all mysterious like. Do whatever yer damn good liars.
Any woman who is having sex and says she can take it or leave it needs to be dick whipped by a pro. Give me or Brian a call we can do it! You know who you are if yer reading this.
NO BOY BANDS!!!!
Women are way too confsing.
THE CARTOON NETWORK IS PLOTTING!� THEY ARE TRYING TO GET US ALL TO WATCH SCOOBY-DOO THROUGH BANDS WE KNOW GIVING SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES!!!! BEWARE THE CONSIPACY!!!
Bill "Bubba" Clinton:� Da pimp, and the best dang president we ever had!� It ain't a crime to lie about a BJ to ya wife!!!!
Lewinsky: Lil ho that tryin ta get some attention.� No more.� Wash ya dang dress!!!!
MTV: good!
Anime:� Kicks A$$!!!!
VH 1:� ok I guess
Basketball:� Heck ya!� Go Iverson and the 76ers!� Can watch and play.
Football:� Better to watch than play but still good.� GO BLUE!!!
Hockey:� Good if at a game, otherwise I'll pass.
Soccer: Kinda fun to play, dull as heck to watch.
Baseball:� Playing can be fun if ya with a bunch of crazy peoples and ya trippin...no one in Hades am I watching a game, and rarely do I ever go, and then only to my church league games.
Martial arts: Fun to do, fun to watch, fun all around.�
Fencing:� Can watch sabre and I'd like to try it a lil more than I have in the past.
School/work:� *Goes into the corner and starts to Barf his guts out*
Life: can be so dang dull.�
Death: no fear, no worries, no rush.� :)
Freedom: almost as good as sex!!!!!
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