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Name : Dr. Kenzie
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Date : 04/06/2003
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Comments : Your test results are in:
You have eyetitis.
You fucking freak.
Ill write you a Rx, its called corneatic hashish.
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Haiku : Haiku is easy
All you gotta do is write
Fuck a drunk monkey stupid
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Name : slappy
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Date : 4/4
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Comments : hey man. this is a pretty cool site. Anyway, sorry for not calling you when I was in Vegas, I left my Palm in NYC by accident and therefore, etc. I call you.
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Haiku :
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Name : Justin Davis
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Date : 03/31/2003
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Comments : All these years youve been stealing my material-- and taking credit for it! Well, I dont give a rats cock hole, you can have it.
I have an endless supply of comedic wealth. Im sorry that you are the lowest form of comic.
I forgive you.
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Haiku :
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Name : Juanita Hernandez
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Date : 03/30/03
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Comments : I saw that picture of you throwing up and I got all hot and shit.
Me and my homegirls wanna know if youll come an kick it wit us.
Get loco and maybe vomit on me.
Free cerveza and shit.
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Haiku :
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Name : Joscar
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Date : 3-25-03
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Comments : Aint nothing like a pic of Flip puking. Yahoo!
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Haiku : Oh God No! Please No!
Oh no! Here it comes! Please God!
Dont look at me! RAAAALLLLPPHHH!!!
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Name : Joscar
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Date : 3-25-03
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Comments : Aint nothing like a pic of Flip puking. Yahoo!
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Haiku : Oh God No! Please No!
Oh no! Here it comes! Please God!
Dont look at me! RAAAALLLLPPHHH!!!
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Name : t
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Date : 3/25/03
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Comments : t luv e
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Haiku :
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Name : Joscar
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Date : 03-19-03
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Comments : This is it, Flip. We are on the brink of totally obliterating all civilization as we know it. And thank God for that! hopefully, there will not be much of a trace of humanity when the next race of intelligent creatures comes around! Imagine discovering th
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Haiku :
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Name : Justin Davis
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Date : March 15 2003
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Comments : I have pictures that could ruin you. The photographs of you and CoCo can be avoided for a fee.
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Haiku : I have seen you puke
till there was not a thing left
dry heave and believe
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Name : Sara Pachacki
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Date : 3/13/03
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Comments : Today is my 28 7/12 birthday. Happy Birthday to me!
So I finally made it here to your site. NOw can you get me a job with LAUSD. I am also looking for a home. Can you find me one of those while you are at it?
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Haiku : Now you didnt mention this, I am not prepared. I will have to come back another time.
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Name : Joscar
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Date : 03-07-03
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Comments : Are you gonna be at the Jam tomorrow night? It is my birthday, you know. Tell the world.
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Haiku : It is my birthday.
Do you remember your birth?
Thank God I do not.
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Name : amy freakin mckenzie
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Date : i dont fuckin know
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Comments : goddam, if i ever have to see you again....no just kidding. i got your message. i dont have your card holder, but i hope you find it, that was cool. i know we started talking about your website and thats about when i handed it back to you, i think. hope j
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Haiku : fuck off.
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Name : aaron bocanegra
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Date : 17.2.03
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Comments : i dont remember how to do haikus
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Haiku : the rhino roams
freely
through the park
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Name : Joscar
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Date : 02/04/03
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Comments : Hey there! It is refreshing to see that you have updated your website. You are an inspiration to all of us virgins who cannot score for the life of us. I am a virgin. I have never slept with a woman before in my life! Flip, you da man! You are the master
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Haiku : I am a virgin.
No experience with girls.
Hence the term virgin.
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Name : Alex Del Valle
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Date : 2/2/03
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Comments : Very funny FLIP
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Haiku :
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Name : eric
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Date : jan 24, 2003
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Comments : hmmm, how come no one signs your guestbook eric? is it because they hate you? must be!
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Haiku : do you hate eric?
no? well, its hard to tell that
when you dont sign here.
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Name : joscar
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Date : 12-16-02
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Comments : I was wondering if you can animate yourself socking yourself in the crotch. That way if anyone asks you to do it, you can hand them your business card and walk away.
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Haiku : no haiku today.
i can think of nothing good
to write or to say.
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Name : Julie Duggan
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Date : 12/12/2002
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Comments : Like I wrote in my high school yearbook: Any way you want it thats the way you need it. Any way you want it!
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Haiku : My name is Julie.
I think Eric is super
I will buy him food.
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Name : joscar
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Date : 12-11-02
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Comments : Teh sketch you wrote for the HAHAJOYJOY show is hilarious. I am proud to be a part of it.
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Haiku : I will live a Life
That would make us both very
Proud. I promise, pal.
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Name : joscar
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Date : 12-05-02
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Comments : Dont ever fucking miss another IO West Jam again. Trust me.
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Haiku : Too bad for Eric. This is what you missed, buddy: Full on tongue action.
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Name : Lauren Vaughan
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Date : 12/2/02
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Comments : you make a mean grilled cheese
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Haiku :
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Name : melina
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Date : nov 26
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Comments : i think youre amusing, and funny and lovable!
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Haiku : Eric is so cool
Ill wear pantyhose for him
and then we will dance.
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Name : Joscar
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Date : 11-19-02
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Comments : You wouldn't believe what goes on in the desert...
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Haiku : Don't fucking ask me.
You know what the answer is.
Know what I'm saying?
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Name : B
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Date : 10.29.02
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Comments : Eric is the man - even though he can't sing for shit.
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Haiku : From his hands emit
the gentle farting noises
wow he is sexy
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Name : Stacy
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Date : 10/20/02
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Comments : When are we getting married? I am not getting any younger you know!
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Haiku :
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Name : Joscar
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Date : 09-16-02
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Comments : Eric, you may just be the funniest man on two feet. I sure as hell hope you're wearing those rubber pants during the daytime. I would hate for anything BAD to happen to you, especially since you never know when an "uh-oh" might happen!
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Haiku : Dimitri says "Hi!"
Wait! Who is this Dimitri?
How come he says "Hi?"
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Name : Bordo
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Date : Later that night
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Comments : I just found a better porno site
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Haiku : Eric is my friend - when it's convienient for him - Pickles buys him food
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Name : Bordo
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Date : Aug 26, in the year of our lord
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Comments : This is the best porno site ever.
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Haiku : I came to the site - I am signing the guestbook - Eric is my friend
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Name : stephmoney
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Date : sometime in august
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Comments : doesn't your boss get mad that you spend all day working on this website? oh wait, you don't have a boss. oops!!
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Haiku : eric is my friend even if he smells like poo he is a swell guy
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Name :
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Date :
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Comments :
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Haiku : Haikus are for retards
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Name : Jesus
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Date :
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Comments : Hey, I'm back. Can I borrow your "Wet Hot American Sumnmer" DVD?
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Haiku :
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Name : Robbie Hill
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Date : 06/25/2002
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Comments : Eric is a BIG FAG
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Haiku :
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Name : Stinky Bunny
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Date : June 20, 2002
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Comments :
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Haiku : SPAM smells so sexy.
A little behind the ears,
And I can date cops.
--John Mitchell
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Name : Jody's Dad
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Date : 6-16-02
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Comments : Eric: You've got the greatest sense of humor I've ever been fortunate to encounter. You're exceptionally bright, extremely clever, and extraordinarily talented. So how come this website is so lame?
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Haiku : If you had some ham
You could make a ham sandwich.
If you had some bread.
Teach you to beat me on that fucking car game.
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Name : Alton
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Date : 6-7-02
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Comments :
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Haiku : The hand controls the finger
but even the finger has a meaning of its own.
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Name : tara
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Date : 5/29/02
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Comments : channel 5!
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Haiku :
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Name : J Gagnon
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Date : There's no date in Hell
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Comments : I thought you were going to marry Beth?
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Haiku : Remember when you lived in a 'house' constructed of driftwood and bubblegum?
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Name : Dana
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Date : today
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Comments : eric i never had sex with your mom. Your Dad wouldn't let her join in.
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Haiku :
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Name : Eric's mom
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Date : today
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Comments : Eric, clean your room.
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Haiku : remember that time
you had great sex with Dana
No wait, that was me
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Name : Anonymous
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Date : timeless
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Comments : Eric I've never met you, or even talked to you, but based on Heather and Dana's crayon drawings, I think I would like to get to know you better. Marriage a possibility.
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Haiku :
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Name : World Famous Barc Davnitz
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Date : 4/29/02
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Comments : Tommy the fish really is you, right. I know where the high school girls hang out.
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Haiku : World Famous Marc K.
Homeless by the old bay, man
Irony sucks dick
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Name : allie
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Date :
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Comments :
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Haiku : i went to law school
what a disastrous mistake
law school rots, dude guy.
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Name : d
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Date : today
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Comments : you're a freak eric
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Haiku : i am sad today
because it is a thursday
wait- i'm always sad
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Name : Scot Greenwell
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Date : 4/25/02
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Comments : this website is a good example of why i love and miss eric...greetings from indiana, friend
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Haiku :
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Name : Aunt T
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Date : 04/25/02
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Comments : haiku, schmaiku; cabbage patch kids rule; wait for the next pics, e-diddy (heh-heh)
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Haiku :
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Name : cb
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Date : 6/6/66
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Comments : you suck!
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Haiku : i hate you so much
you are such a big fat slob
you make me blow chunks.
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Name : auntie mare
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Date : 4/25/02
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Comments : CoooooooooooooLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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Name : richard and diane
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Date : 04/25/02
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Comments : Great site and nice picture. you certainly have come a long way since, so has your brother.
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Name : Brad
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Date : 4/25/02
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Comments : were's the porn?
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Haiku : p
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