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NEWS Don't do it, Eric!
5/22/2002
Hello folks, there's a new
story up for your read-ifying enjoyment.  In other news, I recently bowled a 190 at Hollywood Star Lanes in Hollywood, CA.  That should send a message to all those uppity jerks from high school who said I'd never amount to anything!
5/14/2002
Here are the results of my informal poll:

Yes, show us Heather's picture...  74%
No, don't show us...  15%
I'm hungry, make me a sandwich... 22%

The people have spoken, click
here to see Heather's sexy picture. 
(for a limited time only)
Here I am, about to take my own life at Griffith Park, despondent over my failure to become a professional magician.
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