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| 5/22/2002 Hello folks, there's a new story up for your read-ifying enjoyment. In other news, I recently bowled a 190 at Hollywood Star Lanes in Hollywood, CA. That should send a message to all those uppity jerks from high school who said I'd never amount to anything! |
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| 5/14/2002 Here are the results of my informal poll: Yes, show us Heather's picture... 74% No, don't show us... 15% I'm hungry, make me a sandwich... 22% The people have spoken, click here to see Heather's sexy picture. (for a limited time only) |
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| Here I am, about to take my own life at Griffith Park, despondent over my failure to become a professional magician. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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