Thank you!!!
I just want to thank everyone for coming to my show on Sunday, it was a big success. Thank you for all your support. I'm trying to figure out a way to put up some video clips, so check back here in the near future. Also, don't forget to sign the guestbook. I'm desperately looking for new reviews, as well. Don't worry, I'll put them up even if they're negative. Thanks!
7/23/2002
OK, again, it's been a while since I updated, sorry about that. There's a new story for your reading enjoyment. I've also worked a little bit on the 'about me' section, as that was pretty lame. Now it's a little less lame. I said 'a little'. Anyway, don't forget to sign my guestbook or send me an email letting me know what you think of the page.
6/25/2002
Sorry for the delay, folks. I know I haven't updated in a long time, but I promise, more stuff is on the way. If you're arriving here because you got one of my business cards, please drop me an email or sign the guestbook to let me know what you think. I'm looking for suggestions to improve things so your input would be greatly appreciated. Thanks alot.
6/6/2002
OK, so here's the deal: I've changed my story section completely. I'm thinking one of these days I'll switch the whole page over to look like that, but for now I'm too lazy to attempt something so grand. I'm hoping this will one day switch from a stupid "hey look at my webpage" site to a full-on "humor web magazine" but I'm really unambitious so we'll have to see how that goes.
5/28/2002
Well I got tired of sitting around waiting for donations that never arrive, so I went out and bought myself a laser printer. At least I can take it as a tax deduction. In other news, I put up another story. You might notice I'm not providing a link right here, but honestly, if you can't figure out which section it would be in, you probably can't read, in which case I'm talking to myself right now.
5/24/2002
As you can see, I've totally redesigned my page. Let me know what you think. I'm thinking about purchasing a laser printer, or maybe a Playstation 2, I'm not sure yet. The ever popular Heather picture can now be found on the photos page.
5/22/2002
Hello folks, there's a new story up for your read-ifying enjoyment. In other news, I recently bowled a 190 at Hollywood Star Lanes in Hollywood, CA. That should send a message to all those uppity jerks from high school who said I'd never amount to anything!
5/14/2002
Here are the results of my informal poll:
Yes, show us Heather's picture... 74%
No, don't show us... 15%
I'm hungry, make me a sandwich... 22%
The people have spoken, click here to see Heather's sexy picture (for a limited time only).
5/10/2002
The reviews are in, my webpage is a hit!
Check out what everyone's saying about
the hottest site on the web!
5/8/2002
I added another little thing to the story page. Let me know what you think. Not only is no one signing the guest book, I haven't gotten a single email. I've only gotten one vote for the Heather poll and apparently nobody seems to be interested in me writing a story for them. This is all a huge blow to my ego and self-confidence. Maybe I should take another trip up to the Griffith Park Observatory...
Also, to the more wealthy readers of this page, feel free to send me money so I can buy a playstation 2 and a laser printer and some food.
Thanks for stopping by.
5/3/2002
I added a pic to the photo section because brad was complaining about the lack of porn. Also, on the photo page, take the heather poll. I'm now taking requests in the story section.
Enjoy!
4/30/2002
As you can see, I've made some changes to the format of my webpage. All the old stuff is here, I just moved it around. There's now a dedicated page with my favorite links, as well as a photo page. My info can now be found at "about me". In anticipation of me adding a bunch more stories, I also made a seperate page just for that. All this can be found in the toolbar below, but if you're having trouble, just drop me an email. Thanks for visiting and don't forget to tell your friends about your new favorite webpage, www.hollywoodphony.com.
