10.02.04
People judge you by your opinion it�s common we all do it. I for one am no longer going to do it. Let�s face it people usually expect your response before you give it so why even ask? They just want a debate or for you to agree with them. There aren�t usually that many options in opinion questions anyways. Yes or no, yah or nay, diet or fat free. I from now on will take the often over looked third choice.
�Sir, How do you feel about abortion? Are you for or against it?� Asks some made up guy.
�Well sir,� I say while turning down my radio blaring �Welcome to the Jungle,� �I am neither pro-life nor pro-choice.� Maybe that will silence the smug bastard.
�Well you must have an opinion even if you don�t have an affiliation with either group.� Don�t you wish people really spoke like this? I mean honestly who talks like these assholes-shit ones of them is supposed to be me.
�Fine, fine if I must have a stance then I choose pro-death.�
Dropping his smoking pipe on to his high back chair I can only assume he brought into my dorm. �Excuse me!?� He seems to be flustered, but I must keep a straight face or my experiment will fail.
�Pro-death we have a website and have over 1,000 members in this state alone.� I now in order to sweeten the pot start making things up. If your going to do anything you might as well go the full nine.
�What does pro-death mean. I think I am misunderstanding.�
�Oh it�s quite alright that is usually the response people have when first hearing that a group with more than a million members promotes genocide. We feel that death as a natural process is far to slow. I mean come on who doesn�t want to die?�
If he were to try and speak right now there is nothing he could say. Even if he did speak what could he say, �Yeah lets round up all peoples and throw them to the flame.� or, �How barbaric I can�t�� With the second he�d probably have a stroke and if he said the first then we�d have some nut job totally agreeing with some bull shit I created for the soul purpose of blowing him off with.
This third choice is bull shit it always has been and always will be, yet people hardly ever use it. Most of the time when the go with the standard opinions they still have just as much if not more bs.
This can work for just about anything. There is a third option for anything. � How do you feel about the war?�
�Cold very cold.� Maybe shiver or sniffle and above all else act as if what you have said makes sense. Of course it�s always better when it doesn�t. After a while people should stop asking me things and I can spend that extra time working on making bombs to blow up abortion centers.