Lord Zedd: I am Lord Zedd, Emperor of all I seek!
Alpha 5: Hey there home-boy, home-girl. What's happenin' in the hood?
Lord Zedd: What is it this time, Finster - a monster that blows itself up? (personal favorite)
Rito Revolto: Y'know, picking out a present for you has never been easy. Remember when Mom and Dad got you that little fire-breathing dragon, but you really wanted that cute little planet, so you used the dragon to burn the house down?
Skull: Hey Bulk, remember the first time we faced danger together?
Bulk: Y'mean the time we tried to make ice cream and set your dad's mustache on fire?
Skull: Oh yeah, almost forgot about that...
Master Vile: You married Lord Zedd?! You couldn't marry someone who had a skull?!
Goldar: I intend to destroy the world!
Lord Zedd: If this strange Earth custom called Halloween means monsters, then I should be hailed as the King of Halloween!