Hit The ground Running
Jack Burton wakes up short 10,000 dollars, 100,000 brain cells,
and his best friend. Cheated out of the first two by the third. He is not a one man wrecking crew in the 1980s. The story covers his entire life along with that of his friends and family.
The Freaks Come Out At Night
Vampires are real and they live below us. A pact made between humans and vampires hundreds of years ago decided that they should live apart. Vampires breed just like humans, the myth about them turing people into vampires was invented to keep them apart. Vampires became myths, until a group of young vampires escape from their city and meet up with a normal guy named Mark. They eat Mark and he becomes a vampire. They decied they should take him to the vampire capital to learn more about this. All the while running from their keepers.
The Human Tornado
Ambrose has the power of a Human Tornado as the papers would say. In his City he is the new hero, in a classical Sliver Age sense. They have a bilboard with his picture on it. He also get's his authority from the local government as others heroes do in other cities. The one difference is he doesn't react, he doesn't wait for soemthing to happen he prevents things.
Brass Tacks
When you get right down to Brass Tacks and Ball Sacks does anyone really have either. That is what the man is trying to find out. A former government agent knows in this kind of work you don't get to retire. You either die, or get dead. He doesn't like those options and quits. The branch he works for tires to bump him off and just ends up with a one man war on their hands.
Abominable Yawp
Jimmy Big Nuts has returned after the North Pole/South Pole war and no one knows why. They do know that he is now insane. Jimmy contacts an old friend of his who notices the change. Jimmy was a general not he has the mind of a child. Jimmy also had powers which no one knew why then, but now not even Jimmy remembers them, so any use is accidental.
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