JELLYBEANS UP YOUR NOSE
Johnny stuck jellybeans up his nose,
That's a pretty dumb thing to do.
But the other kids said, "Hey John's real cool.
Let's put beans up our noses, too!"
Well, a kid can't breathe with beans up his nose
'Cause they get all stuck inside.
So John and the kids, well, I hate to say it,
But they coughed and they choked and they died.
That's a pretty grim tale, I must admit,
And it may not all be true,
Still when somebody cool does something dumb
You don't have to do it, too.
So don't be one of those
With jellybeans up you nose.