| Scene | Scene fades in to a EWE House Show, the show has yet to begin alot of Royal Rumble previews scheduled for the show. The fans are hyped up for Royal Rumble seeing all the promos and everyone "that matters" throw down their tongue lashings. All of a sudden the lights dim in the arena and "My Curse" hits the arena. Most of the crowd is silent except for those who viewed the unaired Xplosion scene on You Tube who share there cheers and boos. The entrance way is filled with smoke. Pyro goes off and out comes Chris Hart. He steps out in a "BP's Associates" T shirt and jeans. Behind him comes out Blue Panther dressed in a blue dress shirt, black dress pants, a black fedora with blue imprint and the Asylum International Heavyweight Title around his waist. They are more cheers then boo's but a lot of boos. They enter the ring and raise there hands in the middle of the ring signalling a cohesive unit. Panther goes to the outside of the ring and grabs a mic, he rolls in from the outside and stands beside Chris Hart.

| Blue Panther | Hello...you should know my name by now...but If you are too stupid to know who I am...or you have just escaped the clutches a Rufus the Rapist in your jail cell...I am Mr. Canadian Charisma, BLUE PANTHER! MY credentials are far beyond the average human beings comprehension...especially those with the ludicrous name of "Brett Unknown". I am here to support my client, Chris Hart...the first member of the soon to be illustrious stable of BP's Associates. Those involved in such a stable will not only get the guarantee of being managed by the single best athlete to grace an EWE ring but the guarantee of becoming the next "big thing" of EWE. Chris Hart is about to make his rise, but how about you? You think your good enough to have me grace you at ringside, contact me and let me see how good you are but for now NONE OF YOU DESERVE MY SERVICES...But for now lets focus on the task at hand...The Royal Rumble.  29 Men....29 Men have spoken their piece...29 men have told us why they are going to be going to Wrestle Mania...29 men have guaranteed their win and said they would be the next World Heavyweight Champion...29 of men have claimed to be unstoppable because it's their "destiny". Funny how 29 people think they are #1 when realistically there can't all be number one, in fact I don't think any of them will be number one. All of them are living falsehoods believing that they will be the one headlining at the biggest pay per view of the year. From Cameron Hayden to Rikku you all are living in this fantasy world believing that you will be the one to do the impossible, eliminate 29 other men and get a ticket straight to the Main Event. But unfortunately for all of you, the myths and dreams in your head are completely opposite then the harsh reality you shall endure this Sunday. That reality is that the man that will come on top is none other then my client...CHRIS HART! No one, and I mean no one will over come Chris in his quest to win the 2008 Royal Rumble. And unlike you unfaithful sons of a bitches...this promise will not be left unfulfilled. As much as you would like to, this undisputed hope not, can not, WILL NO BE DENIED! My client will NOT be refused of his dream, Chris Hart is the future of this business...and the fact remains that the future is NOW!

| Scene | Panther pauses to swallow his saliva.

| Blue Panther | Now your probably thinking to yourself, how can I be so sure that Chris Hart, a man described as nothing more then a mediocre unreliable tag team partner, going to win the Royal Rumble and go on to the main event of the  fifth instalment of WrestleMania. It's simple, I have taken this superstar and crafted him into the diamond I know he can be. I have turned silver into gold. See and the biggest difference is...there will be no fucking jokes anymore...no fun in games...nothing but RUTHLESS FUCKING AGGRESSION! This isn't Chaos's Chris Hart, this is the revamped Xplosion Chris Hart...far beyond the Chris Hart of yester year. You want to know why? BECAUSE I BLUE PANTHER IS HIS TRAINER/MANAGER...I have instilled a knew sprit among my superstar...I have taken sure RAW ability and added a merciless attitude that only I have mastered. Boys I want you to get on your knees and pray while you still can, because after the Rumble your broken kneecaps won't be able to withstand the weight of your hopeless carcass. This Sunday Your Dreams, Your Desires and Your Pride will all be crushed...as your feet crash to the floor and the one man left standing is none other then the ESCAPE ARTIST!

| Scene | Panther hands the Mic over to Hart...Hart grabs the Mic and raises his hands up as the crowd give a brief cheer. Panther walks over to the turn buckle and props himself on top of it.

| Chris Hart | Sunday, January 27th 2008...The night that will be marked on every wrestling fans calendar...the night that will be remembered in the hearts of all fans as one of the greatest moments of their memories...a night you will be proud to tell your grandchildren you witnessed one of the greatest memories in wrestling history. This memory will be bigger then Hogan slamming Andre, bigger then the boyhood dream coming true and bigger then the Great Khali's shoe size. That memory will be the ascension to greatness for the Escape Artist...the escaping from the shadows of all those who came before me, all those I have supported in the years and all those I have assisted into victory. This is the time in which I show the world just what the Grandson of Stu Hart can do. THIS IS MY TIME TO BECOME A SUPERSTAR! FOR TOO LONG, I HAVE BEEN THE LACKEY TOO SUCH SUPERSTARS AS PREDATOR AND LAW! I have been nothing more then a stepping stone for superstars such as DANNY DANGER! For too long I have not received what's mine. I HAVE BEEN USED FOR MY FUCKING NAME! I have been seen as nothing more then a comedy act...and been nothing more then a fucking "good influence" for your 9 year old child who shouldn't even be watching wrestling. I am FEED UP OF BEING NOTHING MORE THEN A MID CARDER! I WANT MORE! I WANT SUPERSTARDOM! I WANT TO BE THE NEXT WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! I have done nothing but disgrace my name and hold the fucking Tag titles for a brief stint. Starting now EVERYTHING changes...No more will I be a sideshow...no more will my name be used as a launching pad for some undeserving prick who wants to get to the top the easy using me to do so...NOW ITS MY TIME TO GAIN MY SUCCESS, ACHIEVE MY DREAMS AND BECOME CHAMPION! That is why I acquired the services of Blue Panther...I mean common this guy has beaten the legends of EWE. With his skill I knew I could rise to the top...and I shall do just that...Mr. Underrated is going to rise straight to the top and take what's his...THE ROYAL RUMBLE! I have the chance to show the world EXACTLY who Chris Hart is...I have the chance to prove myself as a Main Event Superstar and go on to Wrestle Mania...this is my chance...and my opportunity to reinvent myself. I will make you all fear the name THE ESCAPE ARTIST...

| Scene | Hart gets a mixed reaction from the crowd...some of the fans aren't too happy with his attitude while some are happy to see him finally get serious.

| Chris Hart | Now since I'm so late in the game of getting my opinion heard...for this promo I'm only going to deal with those that need a good talking too...those who I have issues with and those other superstars who DESERVE my attention. The first man is none other then my best friend Predator. By now your probably confused at my last comment...but I'll say it nice and slow so you understand. You maybe my friend...but come this Sunday THERE WILL BE NO FRIENDS! ONLY ENEMIES! You and Law have road my coat tails for too long, using my name to your benefit...it's my time to use it. My time to bring HONOUR to the family name...my time to become World Champion just like my father has done before me. Predator you may thirst for the win...but my hunger for turning my family name into something more then a disgrace in EWE is more hindering then your little thirst. This hunger has been within me all of my career...this is my chance to finally quench it...Don't take it too personal when I dump your ass over the top rope...this is only an attempt to finally silence the abusive voices in my head. The voices that tell me I'm not good enough, the voices that tell me that I will never make my father proud. Funny thing is one of those voices is in the Rumble...a little man named LAW! The man who I won my only EWE title with...the Tag Team Title. Since the very beginning you told me I wasn't good enough...Law...and I honestly believed it...after all you became EWE Champion, Mid Eastern Champion and International Champion...and I was just Tag Champion. But see, I've learned that was nothing more then a bunch of BULL SHIT! Reality is, you may be an EWE HALL OF FAMER and have all the achievements in the world but you'll never be HALF the wrestler I am. I am the single greatest superstar to step in EWE and Sunday I will prove it too the world when the REAL RETURNING SUPERSTAR throws out the miniscule Chapter II. Law for too long I have done nothing but stand in your shadow...once I escaped my family name I was thrown into your shadow. It has done nothing but eat me alive...because every fucking time I go to a show I'm known as the guy that teamed with Law for his tag title reign. This Sunday is the stepping out of that shadow and in doing so I'm going to finally get the stardom I deserve HEADLINING WRESTLEMANIA 5! Law you bring me everything you got, whatever chapter you want...CHAPTER 2, CHAPTER 3, CHAPTER 5, CHAPTER 10, THE PROLOGUE, THE EPILOGUE, PAPERBACK EDITION, MAYBE THE AUDIO TAPE SO ILLITERATE PEOPLE LIKE Danny Danger can understand but the outcome, the climax, whatever you want to call it...will be the same...to the victor goes the ESCAPE ARTIST! This ain't the same Chris Hart you annihilated at Dynamic Destruction a couple years a go...HELLL NO! This is the Escape Artist...the sickest, the smartest and MOST RESOURCEFUL superstar in the history of EWE. I can escape any move AND EVERY MOVE! I'll escape EVERY elimination attempt you put in front of me and have it backfire to your own elimination...artistically of course.

| Chris Hart | Speaking of Danny Danger, I have a score to settle with that measly bitch. If you do not recall...my last lost before the disgrace of WrestleMania, you were lucky to get that victory...but luck won't save you this time. This time you will be decimated at the very moment we lock eyes. NEVER HAVE I BEEN MORE EMBARRASSED THEN THE TIME I ALLOWED YOU TO BEAT ME IN MY HOME COUNTRY OF CANADA! NEVER! Pred, you better get the beating in on Mr. Danger because once I get my hands on that little emo wannabe his head will be so far down his throat he will be shitting teeth. Now from Danny Danger...I turn my attention to a couple of Divas and a hall of famer, Divas of Destruction and White Tiger. I respect you three, DOD you have made some major contributions to the sport and I was honoured to carry on the legacy of the EWE Tag Team Titles after you vacated the belt and Tiger you have done more then your fair share to bring EWE too the very top of the wrestling world...but don't confuse respect for apathy. I would enjoy nothing more then to eliminate the both you of you and show the world I'm here to play. This match as everyone likes to say...is EVERYMAN FOR THEMSELVES! I will take no hesitation in hitting either of you with an Artistic Ambition...I will take no hesitation in locking you in the Family Tradition or decapitating you with KILLSWITCH! History WILL NOT REPEAT ITSELF! Wrestle Mania 5 WILL NOT BE HEADLINED BY THREE SUPERSTARS WHO HAVE ALREADY REACHED THE MAIN EVENT POSITION! Wrestle Mania 5 is all about the future...and like Panther said earlier the FUTURE IS NOW! THE FUTURE IS ME, THE FUTURE IS CHRIS HART!!!!! IN 2 Days it will be the Beginning of the END...THE END OF THE PAST AND BEGINNING OF THE FUTURE! And the last person I'm going to deal with today...is none other then...Cameron...HAYDEN!

| Scene | The Crowd boos at the mere mention of Cameron's name, Panther gets off the turnbuckle and pries the mic out of his hand...Hart just looks at Panther

| Blue Panther | Let me handle this Chris...Cameron...YOU HAVE SEALED YOUR FATE TWO WEEKS AGO! I gave you the opportunity of becoming a star. I gave you the opportunity of having me assist your career...but NO! You decided that I wasn't good enough for you. Cameron, your chance of superstardom has been cancelled and given to Hart...Hart will be the one gaining all the success that I can provide while you will be just another man wishing you didn't soil upon the opportunity. This Sunday this will be no more evident when Chris is standing in the middle of the ring celebrating the victory and your on the outside cursing yourself for cancelling our partnership because you think your something special. Cameron their is NO DIFFERENCE between you and the other 28 wrestlers...you ALL ARE LOSERS IN COMPARISON TO Mr. HART and you will suffer the EXACT same consequence as anyone else who faces HART ELIMINATION! Hayden we will make you regret your decision...and it'll be a regret that will haunt you for the rest of your career....BOYS AND GIRLS BRING YOUR AMINITION! Bring your passions, your desires, your fire, your dreams, your egos...because after all 30 men enter the ring, ALL 29 of you will leave with broken hearts and crushed dreams...as the one man left standing escapes to the Main Event position of Wrestle Mania...and that man is CHRIS HART!!!!!!!! AND WE BEG OF YOU...JUST TRY TO PROVE US WRONG....

| Scene | "My Curse" starts up again as Hart and Panther exit the ring...Hart is a little upset but still holds up his cocky attitude. Hart and Panther make there way to the back as they are swarmed by a mixed reaction. Scene fades out two the first rp...