THE GREAT GOD HOWARD BROWN
The great god Howard Brown is the spokesperson for the bank of Halifax. To summon him, one must chant this ancient prayer

"Maybe I'm a banker whose completely obsessed
Got a little something thats bound to impress
This current account pays a higher amount of extraordinary interest
Now you probably think it is all too though to change, thses credits and debits to be re-arranged
Just give us the signal and without any fuss, you can leave the whole thing to us

EXTRA
EXTRA
I know you want more
And I can give you extra when you walk through my door
EXTRA
EXTRA
And I cannot deny, Terms and conditions apply"
BEHOLD THE SAVIOUR OF LOW INTEREST
EEVIL QUOTE #3
"Could you pick me up so I can bite you?"
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