Kero: easy squeesy lemon peezy! ^_^
Sakura: *eye twitches* Osaka dialect...
Tomoyo: that's not Osaka! He's drunk!!
Sakura: Kero... Say hello to everyone.. and try not to act like a 'tart.
Kero: Salut! Konnichi wa! Hola! Aloha! WAZZUP?!
Audience: Hiiiiiiiiii Keeeerrooooo!
Kero: what? This isn't Rehab!
Sakura: It is now...
Tomoyo: Hey, aren't we going to find out what the heck kero is?!
Kero: I'll tell you who I am...
Sakura & Tomoyo: 0_0 *awates*
Kero: I am....
Sakura & Tomoyo: yeah?
Kero: I am....
Sakura & Tomoyo: YEAH?!
Kero: I am... BATMAN!
Everyone: *trip*
Kero: WOO HOO! WWEEEE! ^_^ *flys around with the smile on his face.*
Sakura: We're taking you away, kero.
Kero: I'm not giving you anything!
Tomoyo: Well, I guess we'll never get it out of Kero... Let's go to a commercial break!!
Commercial:
You see Sakura smiling
Narrarator: Spending a night with a beutiful girl, $24 dollars... per minute.
You see Suppi-chan looking depressed.
Narrarator: A few visits to the tanning salon, $79
You see kero smiling a posing...
Narrarator: A weird... pet... thing... $247
You see sakura using the Big card, gripping Kero and laughing evily.
Narrarator: the chance to squash that little sucker flat? ...........Priceless.
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