| Konnichiwa!! Welcome to Tomoyo's talk show!! Li: hello. Tomoyo: hi. Li: I have a problem. Everyone thinks I'm gay. Tomoyo: arn't you? Li: yeah.... Tomoyo: then what's your problem?! Li: I'm not OPENLY GAY!! Tomoyo: too bad. You look cute in a dress. Li: uuugggghhhh....... Tomoyo: didn't you USED to be gay.... and not anymore?! Li: well i uh... I.... Sakura: YOU'RE STILL GAY AND DIDN"T TELL ME?! Li: No Sakura, I.... Sakura: *pulls up a chair and raises it over her head* YOU SON OF A %^@#!$%!!!!! *slam* Tomoyo: oh my.... Li: I'm... *slam* sorry... *slam* Sakura: you looking at Yukito again?! He's my brother-in-law!!!! *trys to slam him with a chair* Tomoyo: OK you two... stop that now.... *holds back sakura* audience: SA-Ku-RA!! Sa-Ku-Ra!! Li: now honey... PLEASE!! audeince: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! Sakura: *sob* YOU CHEATED ON ME!! Tomoyo: um... come back next week to see our new episode of Tomoyo's talk show.... Sakura: &^%*$#@!!!! YOU!!! |
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