"Buttered toast!"
"Nope. Can't think of a word."
"Wait; my brain is working."
"Yup, there it goes. My brain stopped."
"I say the cheese is twice the fencepost, guys!"
"Spending an extended period of time with girls can be mentally disorientating and physically confusing."
" 'Cause I'm simple!"
"I play connect the dots with mine 'cause I'm productive. See? It's a boat."
"To the victor the spoils will smell!"
"My mom says not to pick my belly button."
"You can count on me, yup, or my name's not...um..."
"I'm a woodpecker, except with dirt."
"I love chickens, Double D!"
"I love chickens, Eddy!"
"This stupid bird stole my quarter and flew away with it...stupid."
"I could eat the grass."
"Yeah, right, Double D. Parched is a fish! Ha ha ha ha!"
"You know what they say, Double D: if you're thirsty, take a drink."
"I will give you a quarter if I help."
"Aw, it's kicking, the little whatch-ama-call-it."
"Aw, it is twitching!"
"You should write your name on your underwear, Double D! See? I'm 'Hand-Wash Only!' "
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