Eeeeek Talks
God help us all!
Flops on my dirt pile...stretches... ok so ya wanna know about me? Well, ya must if your reading this. I live in the Dungeons in yahoo. I play there, fight there, love there. I have a dirt pile that is my very special spot, and guard it jealously. Few are ever invited to sit on it. You have to be very special to me to even get near it.
Why is this dirt pile so special? It is where I cultivate my oreos. Yes, I plant my oreos in the dirt, wait a few weeks to ripen, then dig them out, all ripe and stuff. *plunks my hand in the dirt, pulls out a ripe oreo, scrapes off the dirt and offers it to ya* See don't they just looks scrumptious? Loves da green ones wiff all da mold on them the best.
What do I look like? Well I am 3 feet tall, weigh around 30 pounds, ( a tad overweight I know) has straw like hair, which done up nice is very appealing. I am around 500 yrs old. (Every E in my name represents 100 yrs.) I have deep brown weathered skin, am severely flat chested, and run around nekkie all da time. Eeeeeks does not wear clothes or bath or anything like that. ( did I tell ya about the braided leg hair with the little silver bells attached?)
I endeavour to emulate the girls in the room. I just love watching them serve the others in the room. I practice and I practice but I doubt I will ever be like them. Their beauty and grace, is a joy to behold. I only serve the girls in the room, unless specifically asked to do differently, but the Master who asks me must be aware of the sloppiness of my serves. My sis' appreciate the effort I put into my serves and understand I am doing the best I can. And again I only serve at my leisure. Am I stubborn? You betcha.
I have favorites in the room, who after much time have gained my respect. Those I will drop everything for to help them or get them something. My favorite person being Lord Stephen. Lord Stephen... look at the stars, look how they shine for you.. Sir, look in my eyes, look how they shine for you. This Sir has won my greatest admiration. Words cannot describe how much I appreciate him. It is with the greatest joy that I am allowed to serve him once in awhile. Few have taken the time to know me as Lord Stephen has. He has been a friend during all the stages of my growth. There are several others who are on my favorites list. Lord Andry who I know r/l. Remo who I wish I did, and Master Iron Fist who I will...
Why am I a troll and not a regular girl? Good question. I despise being trolled by wannabe's. I am not some piece of meat in the room, waiting for some Master to take under his wing. I will not be ordered around, I submit to those who I choose to submit to. If someone can not take the time to get to know me, then I want no part of that person. I apply this to r/t as well. So I am the troll..lol What self respecting wannabe wants a girl under him with a name such as mine?
I have been known to be brutal in the rooms. I carry my cattleprod with me and knows how to use it. If i get trolled, I have been known to get "to the root" of the problem, and many a wannabe has gone slinking away from a pm with me...unintact... I also iggy all who I do not know, who pm me without permission. You will be respectful to me or you will be gone..
Is Eeeeeks a sub? Yes I am. I know who and what I am. I think as a sub I am entitled to respect, and to be treated respectfully. I have a very strong opinion, but last time I checked I was still allowed that. Being a sub troll does not mean I can be bossed around, or treated poorly. It means I have chosen a lifestyle where, I willingly submit to someone. Who I submit to is my choice. I am not a slave, and refuse to be treated as such. I am not Gorean, and therefore under the control or whim of many.
There you have just gotten a glimpse into the mind of Eeeeeks. Hope I did not scare you off. * plunks my hand into the dirt again, takes out another oreo* mmmmmmmms nibbles my oreo, slowly licking off the creamy white filling, feeling the delicious sweet filling flowing down my throat..smiles..take care my friend ...
happy journeys