You know you've been watching too much Road Rovers when...
- you act like a dog
- you merchandise "glowing contacts" and call it special effects
- you can only say "blimey", "tushie", "bulshoi", "i would not have predicted this", "yet another unexpected twist, bummer", "don't be a weird boy", "let the biting begin", and "you're good, good dogs"
.....heck, you can only speak in dog language
- you laugh at thinking about naming your children Hunter, Blitz, Exile, Shag, or Muzzle (Colleen's plain)
.....then you actually consider it
- you try to build a transdogmafier
- you call your guardians "master"
- your favorite "spot in the sun" is next to a fire hydrant
- the only quotes you use on essays are from Road Rovers
- you ARE mad at the NFL for letting the Cleavland Browns move to Baltimore
- your favorite songs are "Turn, turn, turn", "Turn", and "Jingle Balls"
- you try to write to [email protected], but it doesn't work
.....so you try [email protected], but it still doesn't work
.....so then you try master@... aw, forget it!
- you drink out of the toilet
.....worse yet, you do all of your cooking in the toilet.
- you order pizza with toilet biscuits
- you love tushies
- you take a German or Russian class to speak like Blitz and Exile
- you ask yuor friends to call you a Rover name
- you hate Howard Stern
- you've ever blown up a "CATS" advertisement
- somebody says something to you like "Surely you can't
be serious," and you respond with "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley." (by the way, that's from "Airplane!")
- you have a dog that's named after a Road Rover
- somebody asks you your origin and you say "mixed breed"
- you think the Road Rovers are for real (Don't we all
wish they were?)
- you risk your life for a dog biscuit
- you wonder why President Clinton got another dog
- you yell things like "Rin Tin Tin," "Macarena," "Nelson Mandela," and "Pepto Bismol" during karate classes
- when you plead to God to save your life, you don't say you will work for the poor or donate to charities, but, rather, you say you will attend obidience school
- you work for the Witness Protection Program, hoping you will eventually have to rescue Sport
- your attempts to build a transdogmifier pay off, because you have actually built a working transdogmifier
.....then you dye your hair white, wear glowing white contacts and a lab coat, and work in a room immersed in white light
.....then you seek out six certain dogs...
.....then you call Steven Today, and ask him to come over and look at something, and shove him in the transdogmifier (no offense, really...)
- you write an A-Z Road Rovers book
.....it's so popular, WB decides to make new episodes!
(all of our dreams)
- you have a German friend and you can't seem to remember his name
- you refer to your President as Master
- you have super abilities, too
- you try to take over the world in hopes of meeting the rovers
- you're arrested for attempted murder of the president of WB because he took off the Road Rovers
- you absolutely LOVE walking around talking in British, Russian, and German accents
- you like howling and yelling 'To the power of the pack!' before you howl
- you and your friends form a group called 'Road Rovers Jr.' and dress up like dogs, run away from home, and buy alot of guns & an airplane
.....or steal them
- you form a religion called 'Roverism' and it's dedicated to the Road Rovers
- if you're a guy, you start to plan ways to steal Colleen from Hunter
- if your a girl, you start to plan your wedding with one of the guy Road Rovers
- you realize Howard Stern is in fact God's gift to the entertainment industry, and you spend the rest of your life praying to Ba-Ba-Booey asking for forgivness for the awful heresy that you have comitted against Howard, the King of all media!!!
- you start hacking up hairballs
- you start training your pets on how to handle firearms (wouldn't that be sweet...)
- even as you have enough work to do to keep you busy for the entire 24 hours of the day, you still come online for an hour and dedicate it to Road Rovers
- you're reading all of these things and laugh at them... till you realize that you've done more than half of them
- you ever started a Road Rover homepage
- you flip on the tv when Road Rovers is on. Upon hearing two words of the show you instantly know which episode it is
- two gigabytes of your hard drive is Road Rovers sounds and images you've downloaded and made
- you have every episode of Road Rovers as a video clip on your hard drive (contributing more to your two gigs)
- you are in med school, and your only thought is to "find out what hurts"
- you've read all this good stuff about the show that you decide to get cable for your home
.....your wife is all against it
.....you're 99 years old
This is not the complete list. Heck, it'll never be complete. If you'd like to contribute a YKYBWTMRRW, e-mail me with the subject "YKYBWTMRRW" or you can use the simple form below. I'll add your ideas as soon as I get around to it. Thanks for stopping by!
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