Road Rover Quotes

All of our favorites!

Welcome to the Road Rovers quotes page, where the most popular quotes of the show will be listed. Of course, if you've watched the show, you'll notice (hopefully) that some quotes are repeated over and over again. These quotes will be in another section. And these quotes are not listed in any exact order.

"Let's Hit the Road" (part 1, for those of you nitpickers)

• "So, how do you like my driving?" "Let me put it this way. I hope the airbags work!" "Aw, thanks, that's nice." -Hunter, Colleen
• (in the garage) "Let's hit the road, Rovers!" (step on the gas pedal) (new scene: showing outside of the vehicle- it's not moving) (back inside) "Hey, what gives? It's not moving." "You, uh... have to turn the ignition key." "Oh, right, DUH!" -Hunter, Colleen
• "Maybe I should have considered cats." -the Master
• "I definitely should have considered cats." -the Master
• "Well, I got four out of five right, so sue me." -the Master
• "So Rovers, do you understand your mission?" "Yes sir!" "Do you realize you will face great danger?" "Yes sir!" "Do you realize that some of you may not return alive?" "Uh..." "Come again?" "Some of you may perish." "Perish?" "Whoa, as in perish? Ah, check please!" -the Master, the Rovers, Hunter, Colleen
• "Wow, you two look much bigger on TV." -Hunter
• "Oh, super. The air bags do work." -Colleen
• "I'm having one of those funny dejavu feelings..." -Parvo
• "Welcome home, Scout. Welcome home." -the Master

• "So what's his secret?" "He cooks everything in toilet water." (everyone chokes) -Colleen, Hunter
• "I am ready, Master, to chew on secret stealing buttoxes!" "Don't be weird boy." -Blitz, Exile
• "That dog is crazy! A loose cannon! A total hothead! Grr..." "Don't get him started, Blitz." "I'm telling you now, he's unpredictable. He's totally reckless! An uncontrollable force of nature!" -Blitz, Exile
• "What are you guys looking at?" "Forest Illustrated. Giant redwood issue. Ahh" "You two definitely need a hobby." -Hunter, Exile
• "From now on, let's call you Mr. Fluffypants!" "Let's not." "Mr. Stuffington Fluffypants, or Fluffy for short." "Stop calling me that or I'll bite you!" "Oh yeah? With who's dentures, Fluffy?" -Colleen, "Fluffy"
• "Blitz, come in. Everything okie dokie down there?" "Just call me Fluffy..." "Don't be weird boy." -Exile, Blitz
• "Fly faster, Hunter. Fly like a- fly like a- really fast thing that flies- fast!" "Whoa, Exile. You have a way with words." "Thank you, it is gift." -Exile, Hunter
• (after blowing out the front of the helicopter) "See, this is precisely the reason they don't normally give bazookas to dogs." -Hunter
• I'll have Cloud Rover fixed in two shakes of a lamb's jiffy!" "What's a lamb's jiffy?" "Don't ask." -Exile, Hunter, Colleen
• "Ooh, that smells springtime fresh!" -Blitz
• "Well, he got in all right." "Yup. He's a dog of his word." "And our job here is done!" "No, stay, Colleen, stay." -Exile, Hunter, Colleen
• "How's Hunter doing that fire thing?" "I dunno. I just hope it has nothing to do with his digestive tract." -Exile, Colleen
• "I know what you're thinking, Rovers. Yet another meglomaniac on a volcanic island planning global conquest." "Yeah, exactly, it's been done." "Boring!" -Storm, Hunter, Colleen
• "In a short while, when the satellite is in the proper alignment, I'll fire the lasers, obliterating TEN key US cities, and do you know why?" "Yeah, cause you're mad at the NFL for letting the Cleavland Browns move to Baltimore!" "Hmm... Besides that." -Storm, Hunter
• "We need something unpredictable. Something totally reckless. an uncontrollable force of nature. Hey! We need Muzzle!" -Hunter
• "You're welcome... Fluffy." "I'm thinking about changing my name." "But I like Fluffy." -Colleen, "Fluffy", and Exile

• "Does this hurt?" "Nyet." "Does this hurt?" "Nyet." "Does this hurt?" "Dah! Ah, ah!" "I found out what hurts!" -Colleen, Exile
• "Hunter, we have a problem." "Yeah, I know, we ran out of Milkbones." "That's not what I'm talking about!" -Blitz, Hunter
• "We've got good news! Exile is not a werewolf!" "And I've got bad news. Colleen is! AAAAHHHHHH!!!" -Hunter, Blitz

• "They'll be singing soprano into their 80s." "Good. We Russians LOVE opera!" -Colleen, Exile
• "Any ideas?" "Yeah, get ready to crash!" "Any other suggestions?" "Ya, I suggest we all scream uncontrollably!" "Sounds like a plan." "AAAAAHHHH!!!!!" -Hunter, Colleen, Blitz, and the Rovers
• "Hey, Blitz, you want a biscuit?" "Tanks." "You're welcome." "No, tanks." "You sure? They're tasty. Try it." "Tanks!" "You're welcome." "NO! Tanks." "What's with you? You want it or not?" "Tanks!!!" "You're welcome!!!" "NO! TANKS!!!" "WELL MAKE UP YOUR MIND!!!" (tanks crash in) "Oh ho ho ho, tanks! Now I get it! Funny." -Hunter, Blitz

• "Ah. I am disappointed. No ninja tooshies to bite." "You're one strange funky dogman." -Blitz, Exile
• "Shag, this is not the time to panic!" (dinosaur revealed) "Shag, this is the time to panic." -Hunter
• "I've seen some rude drivers in my life, but this one takes the cake!" "It's also licking off frosting!" "You are disgusting." -Colleen, Exile, Blitz

• "Hunter have you gone daffy? You're driving us straight into the ocean!" "Aah! You're right! We're gonna drown!" "AAHH!! (car drives off the ramp) AAhhaha aahh!" (car turns into plane) "Just kidding bro." "You are messing with my head, puppy boy!" -Blitz, Hunter
• "I give all my comrades big kiss." "Stop with the kissing or I'll start with the biting." "Okay, I give you big bear hug instead." (hug) "Ugh! Okay, start with the kissing! Start with the kissing! Kiss me!!!" (stops hug, Blitz drops) "Don't be weird boy." "Do they do this often?" "Oh, not often enough in my opinion." -Exile, Blitz, Sport, Colleen
• "Okay, about that obedience school? Well, maybe not a whole year, okay, maybe just once a month?" (lights turn out) "Okay, okay, a whole year!" (lights turn back on) "Sheesh, what a grump!" -Blitz and you know who

• "This is King of Jungle to Mama Lion. I'll be there soon to rescue your beautiful cano-tush, yah." "Do I know you?" "Oh, not this again!!!" -Blitz, Colleen
• "Blitz, there are at least 50 of them and only three of us." "Yaa, one of us should stay behind to make it a fair fight, I could be that one." "You are that one!" -Hunter, Blitz, Exile
• "Okay, rovers, let's do what dogs do." "Sniff ourselves?" Bite tushies?" "Chase cats?" "Bite tushies?" "Roll in garbage?" "Bite tushies???" "No, dig!" -Hunter, Exile, Blitz, Colleen

• "I'm tired of this, I wanna go home. Let's muzzle 'em." "That's a good idea." -Hunter, Colleen
• "The old revolving wall escape trick. Bummer numero dose. Been working on my Spanish." "Aye carumba." -Hunter, Colleen
• "Oooh, Muzzle, take it easy pal." -Hunter

• "Colleen, let me drive, PLEASE!!!" "Oh, pipe down, Huntie. It's my turn and you know it!" "LOOK OUT!!!!!" (Colleen nearly misses trucks) "That was close." It was not that close." "It was close." "Oh stop it now, would you? What are you looking for, a map?" "No, my donor card." -Hunter, Colleen
• "What are you, some kind of crazy psychotic taxi cab driving mad man?" "(some weird language)" "He says Yes, you are absolutely correct." -Blitz, driver, Exile
• "I-I'm not really a Road Rover. Ask her, she doesn't even know me." "Oh I know him. He's a Road Rover alright." "What? What are you saying?" "Oh, don't be so modest. You're the number one Road Rover. You say so all the time." "No!!!" "Sigh." -Blitz, Colleen, and the rest of the RR

• "Prepare for landing." "But Hunter, there's no runway." "Picky picky." -Hunter, Blitz
• "Right. There are species here that have yet to be discovered." "Like him?" (points to guppy-monster behind her) "Right." (guppy-monster approaches) "And of course, there are species here that face total extinction." "Like us?" "Exactly." -Colleen, Hunter
• "But I'm not a monster!" "Are you a six foot tall dogman who talks?" "Yes." "Close enough." -Blitz, villager

• "We need to put a stop to this once and for all. Hilary! Oh... she's not here." -US president (I wonder who that might be)
• "Look what cat dragged in." "Don't start with me, I'm feeling a tad cranky." -Exile, Blitz
• "But you're dead. You were dead- alien- ghost- zombie thingy!" -Blitz

• "Look! Parvo's ship! It is kaputzky!" "Oh that is so sad." "Huh?" "I broke a nail." "Oh." -Exile, Blitz, and everyone else
• "Huntie, can i say it this time?" "Okay, but say it like you mean it." "Let's muzzle 'em!" -Colleen, Hunter
• "Oooh, Muzzle! There goes our G rating." -Hunter

• "Well, we could try your plan or we might try a plan that actually works." "Yeah, tough choice. Total possum." -Colleen, Hunter
• "Alright Rovers, let's roll!" (Exile, Blitz, and Shag roll in the grass. Hunter shrugs at Colleen) "I coulda been born a cat, but noo..." -Hunter, Colleen
• "Sorry. That was uncalled for on my part. You okay, Blitz?" "The name is Mr. Puppylips, but you can call me an ambulance..." -Colleen, Blitz

• "To the power of the pack!" "AAARRRROOOOOOOO!!!" -Hunter and the Rovers
• "Let's hit the road, Rovers!" -Hunter
• "Okay, Rovers, let's roll!" -Hunter
• "I would not have predicted this." -Hunter
• "Yet another unexpected twist. Bummer." -Hunter, and once by Colleen and Exile
• "Don't be weird boy." -Exile
• "Let's muzzle 'em!" -once by every Rover (but Shag)
• "You're good, good dogs." -the Master

I don't know when this will be updated, so just stay tuned.

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