1. Piles of shoes in house make it difficult to open front, back, and side doors.
2. There are only three hairstyles to choose from.
3. Getting carded when you're 45.
4. People see a bunch of scribbles on chopsticks and ask you to translate.
5. Often get hernias from lifting those 45 pound bags of rice.
6. Everyone thinks you're Chinese no matter where in Asia you're ancestors are from.
7. Difficult to find gallon size soy sauce at your local Safeway.
8. People never seem as eager to barter for cows or chickens anymore.
9. Your relatives bring you back adorable clothing from Asia with fuzzy bunnies, vinyl ducks, and English words that make no sense, in great colors like yellow, pink, magenta, orange, and the ever popular lime green.
10. You turn bright red after drinking two sips of beer.
