| "So you kidnapped Sandra to ruin MY day?" "No Kumu wanted her, she promsed me an A." "Why would Kumu want Sandra? And did you kidnap this poor little girl too?" "I'm not little! And Sandra's here to play with me!" yelled the little girl. Wrinkling her nose the girl turned away. "Huh?" Jenna remarked as she walked towards the girl, pulling the back of her collar down. Jenna gasped as a Chinese Kanji was revealed. "Kumu?" "My name is Deena!" shrieked the little girl in an unfathomable pitch. "What happened to you?" "I can explain that,"said Katie. "How did you get in?" "The back door," grinned Katie, "the girl you see before you is indeed Deena Thom." "This is Kumu?!" gasped Jenna. "It's all elementary my dear Wat- er Jenna. In the literal - " "I go to an elementary school," piped in Deena. "That's great... but right now us big people are talking and we need you to shush for a bit. As I was saying, In the literal sense. For you see, Kumu Thom is no longer Kumu." Katie paused letting the tension surmount. "Waiting for someone to ask 'how' here!" "Oh, how?" "As a child, your teacher Ms.Thom grew up at an abnormal rate at least maturity wise. As for her apparent lack of height, well that is a mystery for the x-files. Continuing my explanation, there's a point in everyone's life where the process of Regression takes place. For 99,999% of us, it occurs too late in life to interefere. For the latter .001% they are doomed to share the same fate as Minime or Miniher, whatever." "Stick to the theories not jokes," Jenna cringed, "Hmm, uh Masaki I don't think Kumu can change your grade now. Why don't you show us where Sandra is?" "Wait... I'm still confused, was Kumu... now very small perosn?" Masaki stuttered. "Why do you all keep calling me Kumu? My name is DEENA! AND YOU CAN'T TAKE SANDRA!" whined Kumu ah... Deena in a eardrum shattering tone. Suddenly Warhead and Chubby bunny appeared. "AHAHAHAHA! We have broken free of our enchanted enprisonment! BUAHAHAHA! Sadly we had to sacrifice Evilmint but however life goes on," warhead cackled. "We are here for our revenge! Magic Carrot!" Chubby bunny pulled out a bow and celery stick. "Huh? Oh well feel the wrath of my magic celery!" Chubby bunny used the celery stick and shot it like an arrow at Michelle, who shrank instantaneously. "Hello Me!" screamed the tiny Michelle. "What happened?" asked Masaki. "Foolish humans! Don't you know that celery burns more calories than you get from eating it? MUAHAHA!," trailed Chubby bunny. "BUNNIE! You're such a cute Bunny! Just like in the adventures of kawaii no BANNIE BANNIE! Eew... what's this?" Deena had Chubby bunny tucked under one arm and in the other a carrot. "Hey Deena. Why don' I take away that yucky carrot?" shrugging, Deena tossed the carrot to Jenna, who picked up Chubby bunny's bow. She aimed and fired the carrot at Michelle who grew back to her normal size. "You're cute too!" shrieked Deena grabbing Warhead. "Hey you can't do that! I'm the all powerful Warhead!" "That's a yucky name. I'm going to call you TINKY WINKY! And we can play with my Barbie and watch Blue's Clues!" While Deena went on and on, never stopping for air, Jenna, Katie, Masaki, and Michelle crept away to go get Sandra. |