Old Pick Up Lines

Here are some ummm... "pick up" lines! Use at your own risk, I'm not liable to any damage you caused or was caused to you in the process...

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.
That dress looks nice....Of course, it'd look even better crumpled up in the corner of my room.
Is your father a thief? Because he stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes!
Pardon me baby, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
Your name is Sandra, huh? Can I call you Sandy? Really, what time?

Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

I'm new in town, could I get directions to your place?

Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No, huh...So you want to go somewhere and talk?

That's a nice shirt...could I talk you out of it?

(Female at the copy machine) Reproducing, eh? Mind if I help?

 That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.

Are you religious? Cause I'm the answer to all your prayers!

Can I borrow a quarter? Cause my mom told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams.

(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.

Are you O.K.? Because heaven's a long fall from here.

You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

Was it love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

　

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