Corporate Condoms

Imagine if major companies from all around the world started  producing or sponsoring condoms. They would become fashionable and companies would probably advertise more openly.
 

Nike Condoms: Just do it
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
Ford Condoms: The ride of your life.
Microsoft Condoms: Where do you want to go today?
Optus Condoms: Yes!
KFC Condoms: Finger lickin' good.
M&Ms Condoms: Melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Duracell Condoms: Keep going and going and going.
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop you can't stop.
Sydney Olympic Condoms: Share the spirit.
Hyundai Condoms: All day, every day.
Tip Top Condoms: Good onya mum (available in Tasmania only).
Panasonic Condoms: Even more than you expected.
VB Condoms: As a matter of fact, I've got one now.
Swan Lager Condoms: They said you'd never make it...
Vegemite Condoms: Puts a rose in every cheek - (targets gay market).
Levi Condoms: Do you fit the legend?
Nescafe Condoms: It brings you together.
Quicken Condoms: Quicken. Easy.
McDonald's Condoms : Things that make you go hmm...

*Sigh* Just wat is our world coming to?!?

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