Having a Bad Day?

>>>So, you think you're having a bad day???
>>>
>>>There was a case in one hospital's Intensive Care ward where
>>>patients
>>>always
>>>died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11 A. M.,
>>>regardless of
>>>their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even
>>>thought
>>>that
>>>it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve
>>>the
>>>mystery
>>>as to why the deaths occurred around 11 A. M. on Sundays.
>>>So a Worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the
>>>cause of
>>>the
>>>incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11 A. M.,
>>>all the
>>>doctors and nurses nervously wait outside the ward to see for
>>>themselves
>>>what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding
>>>wooden
>>>crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off the evil
>>>spirits.
>>>Just when the clock struck 11... Pookie Johnson, The part-time
>>>Sunday
>>>sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so
>>>that he
>>>could use the vacuum cleaner.
>>>
>>>*****************
>>>Having a Bad Day?
>>>The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez
>>>oil spill
>>>in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most
>>>expensively
>>>saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers
>>>and
>>>applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer
>>>whale ate
>>>them both.
>>>
>>>**************
>>>Still think you are having a bad day?
>>>A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
>>>frantically,
>>>almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from
>>>his waist
>>>towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the
>>>deadly
>>>current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his
>>>arm in
>>>two
>>>places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his
>>>Walkman.
>>>
>>>********************
>>>STILL think you're having a bad day?
>>>Two animal rights protesters were protesting the cruelty of
>>>sending pigs to
>>>a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand
>>>pigs broke
>>>loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The
>>>two
>>>hopeless
>>>protesters were trampled to death.
>>>
>>>***************
>>>What?! STILL having a bad day?
>>>Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a
>>>letter bomb.
>>>It
>>>came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was
>>>the
>>>bomb,
>>>he opened it and was blown to bits.
>>>There now, feeling better? Have a nice day!