The Totally Stellar FRIENDS Quiz!!!

1.	which of these phrases was coined by joey?
a) OHMYGOD!!!
b) how you doin?
c) waPOW!
d) wasssssupppp????

2.	what is the name of the episode in which chandler said "the cushions are the ESSENCE of the chair!"
a)   the one where joey goes insane
b)   the one where no ones ready
c)   the one with the cushions
d)   the one without a name

3.   in what year did “paranoia city” begin for ross?
a)	1994
b)	2000
c)	1996
d)	1992

3.	what was phoebes first choice for a name for her babies?
a)  frank jr jr
b)  joey
c)  chandler
e)	cougar

4.	what really freaks joshua out?
a)  touching eyes
b)  animals dressed as humans
c)	farm birds
d)	ross

5.	where did joshua’s parents go that “really sucked”?
a)	france
b)	china
c)	canada
d)	trinidad

6.	what type of pizza does george stephanopolous like?
a)  cheese with fat-free crust
b)	mushrooms, green pepper, and onions
c)	pineapple and pepperoni
d)	anchovies

7.	what really freaks rachel out?
a)	testosteroni(the OTHER san fransico treat)
b)	nubin
c)	touching eyes
d)	ross

8.	what is rachels REAL favorite movie?
a)  speed
b)  toy story
c)  weekend at bernies
e)	weekend at bernies 2

9.	which of these does rachel claim her favorite movie is?(even though we really know it isnt)
a)  16 candles
b)	ferris buellers day off
c)	dangerous liaisons
d)	terminator 2

10.	 which of these was NOT one of the categories in the trivia game made by ross?
a)  catch phrases
b)	fears and pet peeves
c)	its all relative
d)	ancient history

11.	what is monicas biggest pet peeve?
a)  finger-prints on pictures
b)	dirty dishes
c)	animals dressed as humans
d)	dirt in general

12.	according to chandler, what phenomenon scares the bejeezus out of him?
a)  donald duck, he wears no pants!!!
b)	michael flatley, lord of the dance!
c)	pinocchio
d)	overly dried fruit

13.	every week, the tv guide comes to chandler and joeys apartment. what name appears on the address label?
a)  miss chinandalor bong
b)	chandler bing
c)	joey tribbiani
d)	tv guide

14.	in what part of her body did monica get a pencil stuck in at the age of 14?
a)  something whispered
b)  ear
c)	nose
d)	eye

15.	monica categorizes her towels. how many categories are there?
a)  10
b)	9
c)	200
d)	11

16.	what is joeys favorite food?
a)  pancakes
b)	juice without pulp
c)	sandwiches
d)	pizza

17.	joey had an imaginary childhood friend. what was his name?
a)  phalange
b)	maurice
c)	chandler
d)	bob

18.	joey had an imaginary childhood friend. his profession was?
a)  jello-taste tester
b)	cheeseburger eater
c)	actor
d)	space cowboy

19.	(if you dont know this you would have to be like REALLY wierd) whos name did ross say at his marriage to emily?
a)  carol
b)  emily
c)  rachel
e)	joey

20.	(another easy one) what is the name of ross’s monkey?
a)  marcel
b)	joey
c)	bob
d)	chandler

21.	what is the name of the girl who chandler lifted up her skirt infront of like everyone in like 2nd grade?
a)  julie
b)	shannon
c)	lucy
d)	susie

22.	what is chandlers profession?(according to rachel)
a)  suit dude
b)	transpondster!!!
c)	briefcase guy
d)	actor

23.	what does "we should do this again" translate to in dating lingo?(according to monica)
a)  if i see you i will kill you
b)	i hate you and i never want to see you again
c)	you will never see me naked
d)	we should spend the rest of our lives together

24.	how much money did the soda company give phoebe for the thumb that was I  her soda can?
a)  $700
b)	$7000
c)	$8000
d)	$75

25.	what does phoebe do with that money?
a)  pays chandler to never smoke again
b)	buys the chick and duck for joey
c)	buys a football phone
d)	buys another massage table

26.	how does phoebe get the football phone?
a)  gets it from the soda company
b)	b-day gift from joey
c)	poker
d)	for having an extra $500 in her account

27.	what does she do with it?
a)  gives it to lizzie
b)	throws it away
c)	burns it
d)	eats it

28.	what is the “gellar cup”?
a)  a tea cup
b)	a cup with “gellar” written on it
c)	a kitty cat
d)	a troll nailed to a 2 by 4

29.	whats the chicks name?
a)  chicken little
b)	little yasmine
c)	chicky
d)	joey jr

30.	who is bonnie?
a)  joeys mom
b)	phoebes mom
c)	rachels friend from college
d)	ross’s girlfriend who shaved her head

31.	what happened to chandler when he crossed the line?
a)  he was told to drink the fat
b)	he was slapped by joey
c)	he was put in the box
d)	he died(but then quickly reincarnated)

32.	in "the one when no ones ready" monica made a message on someones answer machine trying to be "breezy." whos machine was it?
a)  chandler and joeys
b)	alans
c)	richards
d)	ross’s

33.	in the classic episode, "the one at the beach", they play strip poker in a different game. what game was it?
a)  scrabble
b)	monopoly
c)	candyland
d)	happy days board game

34.	who did they gang up on while playing that?
a)  joey
b)	ross
c)	monica
d)	Rachel

35.	monica gets stung by a jellyfish. What does chandler do about it?
a)  he buries it in the sand
b)	he does nothing
c)	he kicks it
d)	he pees on it

36.	ross had nicknames for the students in his class, what the nickname of his girlfriend?
a)  hottie alottie
b)	cutie mcpretty
c)	miss reallyreallyhot
d)	the QUEEN of hotness

37.	what is elizabeths dads name?
a)  bruce
b)	peter
c)	pam
d)	paul

38.	what is ross’s wifes lesbian lovers name?
a)  susan
b)	susie
c)	bonnie
d)	rachel

39.	what AWESOME actress played rachels sister jill?
a)  courtney cox
b)	reese witherspoon
c)	julia roberts
d)	jennifer aniston

40.	gunther had a job before central perk. what was it?
a)  he stalked Rachel 24/7
b)	he owned the bar that was there before
c)	he was brice on “all my children”
d)	he burned books

41.	what happned when joey lost his insurance?
a)  he fell
b)	hurnia time
c)	he got it back
d)	he died(but then quickly reincarnated)

42.	which of these is NOT a joey habit?
a)  being dirty
b)	making witty comebacks
c)	licking spoons
d)	saying “how you doin?”

43.	eddie is weird. VERY WEIRD. which of these does he NOT do?
a)  drys fruit and has a weird laugh
b)	holds a human head in the window
c)	scares at chandler in his sleep
d)	like baywatch

44.	who has not been on a date type thing with janice?
a)  chandler
b)	ross
c)	gunther
d)	joey

45.	what was joeys “date” with janice?
a)  joey and janices day of fun!!!
b)	they went to a movie
c)	duh! a date!
d)	they killed eacthother

46.	how does phoebe get chicken pox?
a)  from her sailor boyfriend
b)	from ben
c)	from ross
d)	from her karma

47.	what is going commando?
a)  turning into arnold shwartzenegger
b)	a movie
c)	wearing no underwear
d)	wearing absolutely nothing at all

48.	what does ross call paulo?
a)  freakazoid
b)	dumbdork
c)	crapweasel
d)	numbnuts

49.	where is chandler when he meets jill goodacre?
a)  work
b)	atm vestibule
c)	his apartment
d)	central perk

50.	what does he say to her when she offers gum?
a)  gum would be PERFECTION!
b)	cool
c)	ok
d)	i want SOME!!

51.	what is phoebes twin sisters name?
a)  phoebe2
b)	emerelda
c)	ursula
d)	Janice

52.	what is phoebes cowboy friends name?
a)  cowdude!!
b)  albino bob
c)	joey
d)	maurice

53.	what does joey call chandler in “the one with ross’s wedding”
a)  westminster crabby
b)	the chandleranator!!!
c)	chandelier
d)	bingaling

54.	who does joey meet while looking for buckingham palace?
a)  chandler
b)	the queen of england
c)	britney spears
d)	fergie baby!!!

55.	what does joey say over and over on the way to the airport?
a)  yo!
b)	wassssup!!!?
c)	london baby!!
d)	Neato frito!!!!

56.	what is the name of joeys barker lounger?
a)  rosalita
b)  rosita
c)  ross
d)  rossalinda

57.	what is joeys middle name?
a)  francis
b)	joseph
c)	sebastian
d)	franklin

58.	what is rachels middle name?
a)  marie
b)	karen
c)	kristen
d)	Margaret

59.	what is chandlers moms job?
a)  she cooks
b)	she cleans
c)	she write romance novels
d)	she works for jay jeno

60.	what is the name of chandlers fathers gay burlesque bar?
a)  vivas las gaygas
b)	the GAY bar
c)	chandlers apartment
d)	las vegas gay bar

61.	what is rachels mothers job?
a)  doctor
b)	never had one
c)	hairdresser
d)	personal shopper

62.	what is rachels fathers job?
a)  doctor
b)	never had one
c)	mechanic
d)	owner of a gay burlesque bar along with chandlers dad

63.	what was the name of rachels prom date?
a)  charlie
b)	chip
c)	ruffles
d)	doritos

64.	how many pounds does the camera add?
a)  10
b)  20
c)	15
d)	30

65.	what is the name of phoebes brother?
a)  frank
b)	frank jr
c)	frank jr jr
d)	frank jr jr jr

66.	what is franks wifes name?
a)  allison
b)  amber
c)	alice
d)	agnes

67.	how many sisters does joey have?
a)  6
b)  7
c)  8
d)  9

68.	what is monicas favorite song?
a)  my heart will go on
b)	the way you look tonight
c)	oops i did it again
d)	i knew i loved you

69.	what was rachels first job?
a)  personal shopper
b)	wal-mart employee
c)	waitress
d)	dairy queen cashier

70.	what holiday does chandler hate?
a)  christmas
b)	birthdays
c)	st. patricks day
d)	thanksgiving

71.	whos apartment did ross end up buying?
a)  chandler and joeys
b)	monica and rachels
c)	ugly naked guys
d)	gunthers

72.	what did ross send as a bribe?
a)  mini muffins
b)	over-sized muffins
c)	a dirt bike
d)	1 million dollars(mwwaaahahaha!!!)

73.	who is Rachel supposed to marry?
a)  ross
b)	barry
c)	chandler
d)	gunther

74.	who is barry supposed to marry?(second season)
a)  mindy
b)	rachel
c)	phoebe
d)	Janice

75.	where does janices ex-husband work?
a)  central perk
b)	bloomingdales
c)	mattress king
d)	in an office

76.	which of the characters on friends has NEVER been married?(this counts for the ENTIRE time the show has been on)
a)  phoebe
b)	ross
c)	joey
d)	chandler

77. what is the name of the diner monica used to work at?
a)  central perk
b)  moonshine diner
c)  moondance diner
d)  moonshine toilets

78. whats the name of the restaurant that monica ALWAYS wanted to open?
a)  monicas food
b)  easy monicas bakery
c)  monicas resaurant
d)  harmonicas

79. what is monicas job?
a)  number guy
b)  fat lady
c)  personal eater
d)  chef

80. what does ross see when he closes his eyes?
a)  his eyeLASHES
b)  his eye
c)  naked rachel
d)  monica

81. what kind of car does phoebes grandma have?
a)  taxi
b)  limo
c)  bmw
d)  tank

82. what does joey lose?
a)  the duck
b)  the wedding ring
c)  the chick
d)  chandler

83. where is the ring?
a)  on the floor
b)  the stripper took it
c)  the duck ate it
d)  there

84. what color are the bridesmaids dresses for ross and emilys wedding?
a)  fuchia
b)  vermillion
c)  limebrown
d)  indigo

85. whats the color inside phoebes guitar-case?
a)  orange
b)  red
c)  blue
d)  yellow

86. which of these has ross never done?
a)  drink the fat
b)  put on make-up
c)  propose to rachel
d)  a and c

87. who ACTUALLY drank the fat?
a)  joey
b)  ross
c)  monica
d)  chandler

88. what is chandlers job?
a)  transpondster
b)  number guy
c)  processor
d)  decessor

89. who does barry remind rachel of?
a)  ross
b)  her father
c)  bill nye the science guy
d)  mr potato head

90. when rachel drunkenly calls ross from a cell phone in a restaurant on a date with someone, what does she say ross should name his cat?
a)  sir whiskars
b)  closure
c)  michael
d)  ross + cat = crapweasel

91. what are ross and monicas parents names?
a)  jack and jill
b)  jack and judy
c)  john and jill
d)  john and jan

92. what is chandlers assistants last name?
a)  bookbinder
b)  bluebinder
c)  cheesebindler
d)  bingaling

93. what are joeys “childrens” names?
a)  joe jr and jack-ashley
b)  ashley and joseph jr
c)  britney and christina
d)  ashley and britney

94. what is joeys “wifes” name?
a)  josephina
b)  jen
c)  andie
d)  karen

95. what is phoebes sailor friends name?
a)  ryan
b)  phillippe
c)  justin
d)  timberlake

96. what game to phoebe and her sailor friend play?
a)  strip happy days
b)  monopoly
c)  candyland
d)  scrabble

97. how does dr. drake remore die?
a)  falls down an elevator shaft
b)  poisoned
c)  brutally murdered by his evil twin brother
d)  by death

98. what is drakes evil twins name?
a)  hans remore
b)  hans olo
c)  han solo
d)  duck remore

99. how many brown-bird cookies did ross sell?
a)  772
b)  872
c)  700
d)  702

100. (if you can get this you are a TRUE friends addict)at the end of the one with the blackout, chandler tells the security camera to send him a copy of the tape of him with jill goodacre to his account number. what is that number?
a)  7143457
b)  7144568
c)  7145679
d)  7146780