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"Looks like more pictures, Cap'n! You want we should weigh anchor?"

"Avast, ye scruvy dog! If I have to tell ye again, I'll make shoelaces outta yer innards!"

Bet you didn't see that one comin', huh Dave? THATS CUZ ITZ HARD 2 SEE WITH FIST IN UR EYE LOLOLOLOL!

It's like they say: 'If you don't start shit, there won't *be* shit, homie!'

But really, who doesn't love kittens? Except John Ashcroft; that joyless bastard!

He was the thuggest kitten I ever knew...

The sheer destructive power of our Postal Service!

I fear the mail sorting machine that can inflict this sort of damage.

This is my friend Dave, feeling the repercussions of talking smack...

...And the elbow drop, E-doqq's signature move!

A little something for the ladies: Kittens!!!

This is Scrappy. He's pissed. Or scared.
I don't remember...

Here's what happened to a CD that I received in the mail... Hey, at least it was accompanied by an apology letter from the USPS...

Just so you appreciate the Post Office's hatred for me... A close-up.

The infamous Brittany.
Bonus update: Not long after writing that story, I asked Brittany out. Turns out her parent's wouldn't let her do stuff with guys. 0wn3d!!!

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