All the rocky nights
In flows the sea
Doesn’t look like poop
More like pee to me

It doesn’t really share much
Except that it is brown
If there’s any on it
There’s none that I have found

Don’t resent it
Compliment it
“Poop Deck” is a funny name
If there is shit
Or without it
“Poop Deck” is a funny name

How can you expect
A smile not to throb
When you look me in the eye
And order me to swab

Some would call a Captain
A slightest bit obscene
If he expected
His poop to be kept clean

You can say it
Please don’t spray it
“Poop Deck” is a funny name
After you laugh
Take a bath
“Poop Deck” is a funny name