I just want to wear the One
Isildur made me lose
Everyone has wielded
What only I can use

Don't know where my Dark Riders are
Or why it is they scream
Or why it is the uruk-hai
Can't work as a team

I don't know how they got this far
Or climbed to such a height
So I'm breaking the hobbits
I'm breaking the hobbits
Tonight

Just like before
In the age of Melkor
I'm searching through the fog again
Just then I roar
Shit, forgot about the war!
Where is that damn balrog, again?

Pippin with the Palantir
Got me a bit confused
Immersed within a halfling head
Didn't care much for the view

I can't control those oliphants
Once they start to lean
I'd still have half my army
If those things would not careen

I don't know how the scale has tipped
Or why those undead fight
So I'm breaking the hobbits
I'm breaking the hobbits
Tonight

I'll bust down Gondor's walls
I'm better than Darth Maul
'Cause I have a real life span
Hell, so did Saruman

I don't know what Shelob has done
Or what's inside her cream
Just so long as it does the job
And works for my regime

I don't know 'bout that small green guy
Looks like he sure can bite
But I'm breaking the hobbits
I'm breaking the hobbits
I'm breaking the hobbits
Tonight