Yet, with frustrating peace rallies
From these selfish Interest Groups…
These gutless cowards…
How dare they not support our troops?

Although we haven’t been attacked,
We shall stand for no more!
And despite NO ONE agrees,
It’s now time for war!

Hooray for battle!
American as apple pie!
Rather than educate our enemies,
Let’s just make them die!

On we rush, with weapons…
An obvious acumen:
Scratch your finger with a trigger,
It’s not like Arabs are human!

But have no fears, my friends,
This will be simple to revert!
Just ignore all those bodies
That lie, left to the desert.

So, wait, our men are dying?
No, that can’t be correct!
It is obviously nothing more
Than a unique side effect.

Before you question the motives
Of those sitting up at the head,
Remember, it was Saddam, alone
Who colored the sands red!

We’ll have Baghdad by this evening
And Kirkuk by tomorrow at noon!
Boys, it seems our responsible Crusade
Will be over very soon!

Keep flowing, brave soldiers,
Honor those who devotedly fought!
Whoops! We've made a slight mistake…
This might take longer than we thought.

But still, your country needs you
To focus all your hate!
Forget your petty life goals,
Remember, no sacrifice is too great!