Amnesia is when you forget who you are
Bulimia is where you won’t let your food get too far
Claustrophobia means elevators aren’t your thing
Dyslexia causes “pong” to become “ping”
Epilepsy makes the brain go haywire
Fugue is basically amnesia on tires
Glossophobia is a fear of public speaking
Hodophobia prevents you from traveling to Peking
Insomniacs aren’t known to sleep well
Jactitation turns the bed into a restless cell
Kleptomania makes you steal everything you can see
Libido Dysfunction causes your genitalia only to pee
Multiple Personality Disorder is inspired by a traumatic childhood fight
Narcolepsy inconveniently makes you go “night-night”
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder means everything must be the same
Paranoia frightens the victim to become socially tame
Quakes can leave you shaking for the entire day
Repression is an act to push bad memories away
Schizophrenia can cause hallucinations to make you a fairy Queen
Triskadekaphobia is a fear of the number thirteen
Ulcers are stimulated by an overload of stress
Vection convinces healthy people they’re not really at their best
Wicaphobia is the fear of witches flying on brooms
Xenorexia is perverting your appetite so you can eat spoons
You may not believe it, but there are no mental illnesses that start with “y”
Zoophobiacs are always sure to steer clear of the pig’s sty
ABCDarian: Freudian ABCs
