I’ve got my Father’s eyes,
My Uncle’s thighs,
And my Mother’s lips.
I’ve my Auntie Pam’s nose
And her snore (when I doze).
I’m told I’ve my Grandfather’s hips.
My Grandmother’s grand;
She gave me her hands
And the height that made me this tall.
I had thought it was great
To have all these traits,
But they want me to return them all!