BRADLEY: So, what’s goin’ on?

JIMMY: I’m playing solitaire.

BRADLEY: That bored, eh?

JIMMY: Did I say I was bored?

BRADLEY: You said you were playing solitaire, no one plays solitaire unless they’re bored.

JIMMY: Not necessarily, my friend.

BRADLEY: So you’re not bored?

JIMMY: You wouldn’t believe how bored I am.

Beat.

BRADLEY: You seen these commercials?

JIMMY: What commercials might those be, Bradley?

BRADLEY: Those ‘we have sexy naked women caught on tape’ commercials.

JIMMY: Yeah.

BRADLEY: Sad. (BEAT)

BRADLEY: Oh look, they even have a website where they let you see just enough to make you want to buy their videos.

JIMMY: Really?

BRADLEY: Yep. Hot-Naked-Women dot com.

JIMMY: Thank you, Bradley, for giving me something to do besides play solitaire.

BRADLEY: You’ve got to be kidding me. Here I am sitting subtly showing my disdain for these types of things, and now you’re fraternizing with these filthy people.

JIMMY: Not just fraternizing, Bradley, I’m one of them now.