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| Dear Uncle Edible, I'm smug and I drive a Yaris. What is wrong with me? Philip Timings, Yetminster It's a vicious circle, Phil. Smugness leads to Yaris, Yaris leads to smugness. And so on. Drive it with pride. |
| Dear Uncle Edible, All my friends call me a hippy, but really I just want love to grow like a beautiful flower. Chris Andrewartha, Chetnole Flowers die, Chris. And so do hippies. You need to bitchslap dem hoes inta submission. Word. |
| Quote of the week "After the game, the pawn and the king go back in the same box"- Jesus Christ (21 AD) Jesus Christ's classic novel, The Holy Bible, is now available with even smaller text, for the extra devoted christian. To order a copy pray to: God |
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| Animal Race by Nick Barnes, Illminster |
| Dear Uncle Edible, I am a woman with beard hair. Someone laughed at me the other day... maybe it was because my dress was out of date? What should I do? The Bearded Lady xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Well, B.L, I would recommend the Wilkinson Sword Diamond (Deluxe Edition) razor with removable head. It's perfect for slicing the smiles right off people's faces! They'll be shitting blood for weeks! |
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