Rock Lee (Naruto)
Krillen (DBZ)
Jiraiya (Naruto)
Wrath (Fullmetal Alchemist)
Master Roshi (DBZ)
Aang (Avatar the last Airbender)
Kazuki Fuuchoin (Get Backers)
Renkotsu (Inuyasha)
Rin Tosaka + Archer (Fate Stay Night)
"The mess of debris and bodies have been cleared away and we are ready for match 2! First to enter is Yugi, followed by Rock Lee. Next is Krillen. Make way for the legendary Jiraiya! Hey keep your hands off Juri, that's against the rules mister! Anyway Wrath makes his way to the ring, next up is Master Roshi...... You pervs! Leave the ref alone!!!! Ahem... Aang is next up then Kazuki, Renkotsu and finally Rin."
(Bell sounds)
Krillen:"Hey you baldy! (points at Aang) You stole my look... hey wait, you're not even an anime character! Take this you faker! Destructo Disk!"
"Wow, Aang was just sliced in half! Careful people, intestines can be slippery! Jiraiya appears to be flirting with Kazuki who doesn't seem very happy to be treated like a girl but when you look and dress like that you can only blame yourself. Kazuki retaliates and sends Jiraiya out... no, he used a sustitution jutsu. Roshi powers up and rips his shirt to shreds. Where was he hiding those muscles? Are they even real? Anyway he lauches a powerful kamehameha wave and connects with Renkotsu."
Lee:"Leaf Hurracane!!!!"
"Damn! Lee hits a devastating kick and breaks Krillen's jaw, sending him to the ground, he's out! Wrath squares off with Jiraiya, the toad master lands a well placed blow sending Wrath flat on his back. He transmutes his hand into rock from the ring below him. A hard shot to the gut of Jiraiya. That caught him off guard but now he appears ready.
Wait a mintute! Master Roshi is flirting with Juri again causing her to leave the ring, he goes in pursuit..... oh my, Roshi stepped out and eliminated himself! He continues after Juri... um security do what you're getting paid to do!"
(Android 16 and Zarbon escourt Roshi to the back while he kicks and screams.)
"Ok the match continues! Kazuki entangles several in his threads but Renkotsu manages to flame them sending waves of ember blaze at Kazuki. Rin summons Archer, He pierces Yugi's shoulder with an arrow, ouch that's gonna leave a mark. He maintains focus and transforms into Yami."
Yami Yugi:"I summon Slifer the Sky Dragon to finish this duel!"
"Ummm is he blind? This isn't a card game, kid. Whoa, out of the card raises a huge red dragon. "
Krillen:"That was a nice nap..... what the...!!!! Who summoned Shenron and why is he red now??"
"At Yugi's command the massive dragon chases Rin. Archer tries to save her but Slifer eats him! Rin attacks with balls of dark energy but it has no effect. The dragon slams her with it's tail, she out!"
Rock Lee:"It's my time to shine! Sensei I hope you're watching with pride. I'll show you the vigor of youth! Release the gates!!!!"
"Lee powers up and appears to turn reddish, I hope he knows the bathrooms are located in the back. Whoa, what speed! He races around the ring and hits several targets finally bringing Slifer into his sights. Both clash, man versus monster! Lee pushes every ounce of power into his kick..... Slifer goes down!" (Lee stands ready and takes time for a quick pose.)
"Yugi is stunned"
Yami Yugi:"Looks like I under estimated him. Time to end this in the only possible way. With all 5 pieces..... Come forth Exodia the Forbidden!!!!!!"
"Another massive creature emmerges clad in shiny gold hmmmmmm wonder if its real. Lee charges again, Exodia smashes but Lee dodges once, twice... but not the third time!"
Yami Yugi:"Obliterate!!!!!"
"Exodia fires a huge blast from both of his palms! Direct hit! Lee is down and..... Juri signals he is dead! Most have been knocked down by all of the attacks but someone appears through the smoke..... Jiraiya springs out and directly at Exodia! Whoa, he focuses chakra into his palm, it's the rasengan! Exodia blocks but the spiraling forces of the high wind pushes him back! Exodia slams into Yugi and both land in the crowd! And the fan casualty count gets even higher, my bet is a thousand dead before the end of this tournament! Kazuki entangles Wrath in his many razor sharp threads... Damn! He spliced Wrath into a hundred fifty-two pieces... give or take a couple pieces. Wrath is eliminated! Juri has signaled Renkotsu is out due to a ten count. Watch the replay, while we dazzled over the many bloody and mamed fans, apparently Exodia's left hand broke and landed on Renkostu's head, suckage! Moving on, we are down to two remaining fighters. Jiraiya speeds around the ring dodging the threads. Kazuki manipulating them all but I'm sure that limits his own movement. Jiraiya goes for the killing blow! No good! Jiraiya was caught! He got blindsided by the nearly invisible thread and now is completely entangled. Kazuki appears to be savoring the taste of victory."
Kakuzi:"Haha, this will make us even for mistaking me for a girl. There is no escaping my threads, the Fuuchouin-ryuu technique will be your death."
Jiraiya:"This is why they call me Legendary, needle guardian jutsu!"
"Jiraiya's hair has just become extremely spiky and sharp enough to cut the threads!"
Jiraiya:"Not bad kid, you were simply outclassed. Rasengan!!!!!!"
"A direct hit in Kazuki's chest! His limp body is spun violently in the air and finally slams into the dirt with a sickening thud! Kazuki is eliminated! You're match two winner: JIRAIYA!!!!!!!!!!!"
(Outside)
Temari:"Shikamaru what are you doing, our match is up next!"
Shikamaru:"Doesn't that cloud look a little like Choji?"
Temari:"Geez you need serious help." (Smacks him with her fan)
Shikamaru:"Damn.... girls are so troublesome..... why am I always paired with her... (sigh)"
(Temari walks off slamming her feet down with every step.)
Temari:"I can't believe that loser, looking at clouds when he should be preparing for the fight... at least I'll be there to protect him... again, but showing him up with knock him down to earth. Mr IQ of over 200, please you've got to be kidding me. I bet he couldn't figure out how to put his headband on so he stuck it on his arm...."
(Anger turns to a smile)
Shikamaru:"Hmmm wonder why she has that look on her face..... shogi and battle strategy is simple.... but I'll never understand girls.... who knows what they are thinking..... she's probably wondering if that outfit makes her but look big... I wonder if thats why she carries that fan on her back.... it all makes sense now..."
(Backstage Miroku sneaks around guards eating doughnuts and enters the main office)
Miroku:"Hehe I don't think Kagome will mind if I switch with her hehe it's the perfect plan. All of those lovely ladies alone with me mmmmmm. Now I just have to avoid Sango" (perverted smile)
