four innocentS LYNCHED

From killing three dogs, to not killing any dogs, but killing a total of five innocent victims in three weeks the town clearly needs to reconsider their lynching. Some people now are just flat out afraid to lynch anyone, which will eventually be the destruction of our small town. It seems like the town people do not understand the reason for the lynching. Some think it is for them to get rid of a threat or get rid of someone who gets on their nerves, but it isn't, lynching is to get rid of the dogs and to ensure the prosperity of our town.

When asked about how she makes her decisions on who lynch town citizen, Sherry Royale said, "Well, its a feeling I get, like a tingling in the pit of my stomach. It is obviously sometimes wrong, but Polly was a dog." While some people just go on guy feelings others have a more strategic method of choosing their victim like Tiger Wilde who lynches his people based on how people are acting suspicious and on what people actually willing to lynch people. There are many methods on deciding how to lynch but it looks like most people's strategies are failing as we now have killed only three dogs in lynching and five innocent people.

According to Valerie Delajour the worst thing that has came from our lynching is the loss of really active members in our town and the loss of non dog members, but that isn't the only thing bad to come out of our lynching, but now people actually have fear to lynch other people because they might be a townsperson. Cindi Storm summed it up best, "I think our choices are bad...but people are now afraid to lynch because it might be a townsperson they are lynching." In all reality the only way the town can prosper in this game is to lynch the dogs, and we can't lynch dogs if people won't lynch at all.

A statement from Mayor Fang Fluffy's office stresses the importance of the lynching, "Lynching is a serious business.  I understand after last week's dismal failure that people were afraid to act, but lynching is one of the few avenues open to the town in overcoming the threat of the dogs.  Failing to lynch simply condemns the town to a slow lingering painful agonizing horrible torturous malevolent evil death."

So next time you join a lynching mob stop and consider the importance of lynching and make sure you are making the right decision and maybe just maybe the town can come together and weed out the dogs.

~Kevin Tropics