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PIT
OF SPIT- Lately
there have been deaths of many Eden Falls
citizens due to constant living conditions in
the alley. Those who have not tried to enter
Suburbia or the Eden Falls Hotel have perished
in the Alley from various sicknesses.
The Pit of Spit is the same as the Mass
Grave. People
from across the town come to spit on these
bodies in disapproval of them. Anyone that has perished from the
conditions has been added to the Mass Grave,
which is located in the Eden Falls Memorial
Park.
So who is in the Pit of Spit?
Ron Disney, Bic Runga, Tammy Unicorn,
Alex Shieh, Melissa Lane, Danny Fontaine, Amber
Carmichael, and Ken Eckp.
None of these names look familiar?
All of the town residents have been in
the Alley until death from the elements.
There is one interesting part of all of
this though.
Ron Disney, also known as Marvin, was a
dog.
Ron Disney didn’t participate in the
Safety Challenges and sat in the alley the whole
time. Ron
Disney was a Dog.
A very inactive Dog too.
Are all Dogs this inactive?
Dogs that have been killed and tagged
seemed to be very active.
Jason Carver, Ben Scorpion, and Polly
Greenfields have all been identified as Dogs.
All three seemed to be very active.
Jason still is active even as a ghost.
Does this mean that Disney was just one
inactive Dog, or is there more?
For the town’s sake, lets hope that the
Dogs die off on their own.
By
Jakob Smyth
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