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Who
Were They?
Eden
Falls - With the latest string of
murders from the Dogs behind us, many wonder who
were most those people who died? Eden
Falls at one time had a population of 81 and yet
maybe 30 townspeople have made their presence
known. Go into the Eden Falls mall at any time
and you will most likely see the same people
chatting away. This only proves that there
is a rift in this town between the socialites
and the hermits. How many people do you know in
the cemetery?
An
example of one of our unknowns is Tammy Unicorn.
It was sad to hear that she died tragically but
take a look at her memorial thread:
"well,
Ms. Unicorn, can't say that I knew ya, but I'll
miss ya!" wrote Valerie Delajour-Veritas.
Or even better,
"Tammy who?" wrote Devon Spasms.
The little that is known of her is posted in the
town registry, "I am a homemaker with 6
kids. My first grandchild is due in January. I
live in Iowa and love to read and surf the net.
I am outgoing and have a good sense of
humor."
Outgoing?
Hrmmm.... most would find that a long stretch.
This
left me wondering, why have so many people opted
to hide indoors and shut themselves off from the
world. I decided to journey into the hermit
world and see why this is so.
Unfortunately,
doors were slammed in my face when I looked for
an interview.
Discouraged,
I went to our Mayor and asked her about this
current problem. She gave me a warning for
everyone in the game; those who are inactive
will be thrown in the pit of spit.
"Everyone
in the alley has 48 hours to sign up for the
Shooting Range Safety Challenge and redeem
themselves."
I
guess that rift will be closing soon.
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