THE LOM CONSPIRACY
After discovering in Andrew’s post a hidden code discussing a thing called ‘LOM’ and Leo, I decided I needed to research more as to what LOM was, as it could be something vital concerning the dogs or the town of Eden Falls. Therefore, I began a quest to try and figure out who or what LOM was, and how it related to the game of Eden Falls.
Along the way, I came across a wide variety of theories: There is one theory that LOM is Leo’s current girlfriend (under the disguise of Isabelle), and that she is also Kylie’s mom AND her ex-Lover. This theory is not only quite absurd, but also is false. Another out-there theory is one discussing how if LOM is spelled backwards and has an e added onto the end, you get the word ‘Mole’. Since the closest thing to the Mole in the town of Eden Falls is the Dogs, Andrew’s code therefore suggested Leo is a Dog. However, although Leo might be a dog, this is also not what LOM is.
There were a number of people claiming to be LOM, saying that they were planning to rule the game as the LOM of the game, or some crazy idea like that. This is not only bizarre, but considering LOM isn’t even a person, but an organization, this is a downright LIE!
The person who was the closest to figuring out LOM, aside from me, was the innocent citizen “Matt Ferris”, whose theory actually lead me to the truth about LOM. He suggested that LOM could possibly stand for “Lynching of Mayor Fang-Fluffy”, and that it was an organization who’s goal was to destroy the power of our great Mayor Fang-Fluffy. This was close, but the only difference is that the goal of the club was the exact opposite!
I first began my research with an interrogation of somebody related to Andrew, his fiancé at the time, Valerie Delajour. (Who is now officially Valerie Delajour-Veritas, congratulations on your marriage!) Knowing how close the two were, I began to ask her questions about LOM. I had Valerie brought into my office, and had her sit down in a chair. As I encircled her, I asked her questions in a stern voice for her to answer, including, “Where is Leo?” and “How are LOM and Leo connected?”. Despite this strong and tense interrogation, she would not give me any information as to what LOM was. I KNEW she was hiding the truth from me, so I had to find a different approach...
Since trying to get information out of Valerie seemed to go nowhere, I managed to track down Andrew Veritas himself, and ask him about LOM. I began to ask him similar questions, but before I could get too far, Andrew grabbed a bat, and began hitting me with it. I fought back, until he suddenly released a bunch of dogs on me! I then started running for my life, and fortunately was able to get escape the terror. The fact that he used Dogs to attack me DOES make me suspicious, and certainly confirms my other conspiracy that everyone here is a dog. However, I still didn’t know what LOM was! I had to look even deeper...
After the horrible incident, I decided to stick to interrogating Val. I did try to locate Leo, except he was always busy when I wanted to talk to him, or simply not to be found anywhere. I have to wonder,
"What was Leo busy DOING! Did it involve the DOGS, perhaps?" However, I could not find any solid evidence as to what Leo was doing, so I left it at that.
Finally, I managed to get Val to a breaking point. I asked Val if LOM stood for “Loving of Mayor Fang-Fluffy”? Val replied saying YES, just as I suspected! I then asked if this was an organization that Leo and Andrew were a part of too? Val once again confirmed this. Finally, I began to ask what exactly LOM was trying to accomplish, and here is what I found out:
The people in the organization known as LOM do, in fact, Love our great Mayor Fang-Fluffy. They love her so much, that they don’t just want her to be Mayor of the town of Eden Falls, but they want her to have MORE power. Their ultimate goal is to make Mayor Fang-Fluffy eventually become dictator of the world, as they believe she is just the person for the job! Andrew also later confessed to this, confirming that it was true!
So that, my friends, IS the LOM Conspiracy: LOM has nothing to do with the dogs, not much to do with the town of Eden Falls, not even much to do with Leo, other than him being a member of LOM. All LOM is is a group of people with a love of Mayor Fang-Fluffy, and wanting her to rise to glory! As a matter of fact, I’m now a member of LOM too, as I do think if Mayor Fang-Fluffy ruled the world, things would be a lot better!
However, just because it turned out LOM had nothing to do with the dogs, it doesn’t mean any of you are fooling me! I still know all 83 of these townspeople are dogs, and I still plan to fight to the death, even if it means lynching some of my fellow LOM players, to defeat these dogs. NOTHING, not even LOM, will stop the truth that THEY ARE ALL DOGS!!!
Reported by Devon Spasms, Cat Spasms, whichever you please!
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